“Spec”tacular Spanking The Conspiracy Edition

It’s not often that I post a picture of myself

but this is a special occasion

Sitting here, in a hollow volcano, I have decided to confess to the world that I am head of an international league of criminals called “Spec”ta. Our aim is to persecute, harass,  blackmail and blow raspberries at all those are involved in the manufacturing of contact lenses, until this industry is destroyed (insert evil laugh here) and no more contact lenses are made. Thus all the hot women in the world, with imperfect vision, will be forced to wear glasses (insert second evil laugh here)  especially those involved in spanking. But until these dastardly plans come to fruition here are some hot gals involved in spanking whilst sporting glasses, for your enjoyment.

Two from The Spanking Spot

And two more from Spanking Blogg

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80′s Jeans Were Better

Focusing on the female bottom this post felt a bit sexist, so for those that prefer it I have included a clip about some male eye candy in (at least some of the time) 80′s Jeans. I hope that this balances things up.

Women’s bottoms just look better in 80′s style jeans

I recently came across some old adverts from the 1980′s and thought that the posteriors that they encased looked so much better than they would in modern jeans.

See what I mean. I think it is because of two factors. Firstly they have a waist that is where a woman’s natural waist is, enhancing the natural shape rather than biting into the hips and causing an unnatural and very often unsightly, second, false waistline.

Secondly they seem to be cut to follow the female hip shape in much more flattering way than modern jeans.

And there is a spanko advantage

This photo shows that the higher up back pockets style, usually favoured in the 80′s, left the most important target area covered in only one layer of denim, rather than the double layer that modern, lower down pockets result in

The above image was enhanced from this picture.

Now some male eye candy in an 80s jeans commercial

for those that prefer this

And a funny jeans ad rip off for everyone

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A Goodbyeeee – Campaigners Page – YouTube – And Scared Of Spanking

Goodbyeeee Spanking Art Wiki

Spanking Art Wiki has disappeared. I had not checked this site out for some time and so do not know when this happened but sadly, this useful facility is no longer there and so will be removed from Spanking And Kinky Resource Sites page. If anyone knows if it has moved to a new address or what happened to it, the information would be welcomed.

Campaigners Page

The more observant of you will have noticed that there is a new page on the blog, Campaigners Page. This page contains links to kinksters rights and freedoms organizations. It only has two links at the moment, Consenting Adult Action Network and the Spanner Trust, so suggestions for more are welcome.

YouTube thingy gone

It’s a shame but the “As seen at Spankedhortic” page on YouTube has disappeared and the link has now been removed from the side bar.

Scared of spanking

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The Saturday Swishing

The Saturday Swishing is my pick of the week from images posted on the blogs in the rolls of this blog.

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This week’s Swishing comes from the blog Heart and Soul. Sometimes I’m bias (you have my permission to spank me for that if you want) and so when I saw that Ronnie had posted a feature on the Walloon (French speaking Belgian) artist  Luc Lafnet I decided that the work of a famous Belgian deserved to get the Swishing this week.

A birching by a Belgian

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Thought For The Week

The automatic, knee jerk reaction to adult spanking, from many vanillas is that it is abuse (especially in M/f situations). If the spankee is consensual in the play they are obviously wrong but explaining this to a vanilla can often be very difficult. This weeks Thought is something that I can only hope will go some way to defining the difference between a consensual spanking and abuse.

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A Top leads by spanking

Not by Force

(Source – Converted from a saying by Sun Tzu)

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The Blonde Spanker, A Joke

Does hair colour make a difference to a spankee?

Three good looking spankee females shared a flat and figuring that there was safety in numbers, they liked to triple date, when meeting potential spankers for the first time.

Hankering for a spanking one week, they got on the internet and found three likely male spankers to invite out for diner. There was a brunette guy, a red headed guy and a blonde guy.

Having met up and eaten with the three guys, the girls were a bit undecided if they would allow them to spank them on this first date. So they came up with a challenge for the guys and told them that they would go to the bathroom for ten minutes and if by the end of that time each guy had come up with a good reason for spanking them all then spankings there would be.

As soon as the girls were out of sight each of the spankers grabbed the handbag (that’s purse to people that speak American) of their date and had a good rummage through to see what they could find.

The brunette spanker smiled pulled a pack of cigarettes out of a bag and said “Ha Ha! My spankee smokes.”.

The red headed spanker smiled and pulled a bottle of vodka out of a bag and said “Ha Ha! My spankee drinks.”.

The blonde spanker looked like he was so sad that he was almost in tears as he pulled a packet of condoms out of the hand bag that he had and said “Oh No! My spankee has a willie.”.

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