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During times of illness and other periods, when spanking play is just not possible, I often wonder how old I will be when I have to give up spanking for good. I tend to hope that it will be never. Which leads us to this Occasional Thought.


Source – perverted from a saying by GROUCHO MARXS.




I review as a paying customer – I do not except free memberships in exchange for a review. I am not participating in any affiliate programs and make no money from sites that I review. I paid for a thirty five day membership of Firm Hand Spanking and am reviewing it as a paying customer.

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Firm Hand Spanking is a spanking clips and photograph spanking website that features productions from both the USA and the UK. It features hand and implement spanking given by men and women but always has female performers on the receiving end. Although the scenes on this site are mostly in a set in a contemporary era, there are some in historical settings.


I paid for a 35 day, non recurring membership at a rate of $29.95 (US Dollars). Rates range from $24.95 for a recurring 30 day membership to $149.00 for a 365 day non recurring membership. There is a choice of recurring and non recurring membership rates.

Technical Stuff

Photographs are easily downloaded, either individually or as sets in a ZIP folder. The clips are available in lower or high quality downloads, so you can make the choice between quality and disc space usage. The spanking scenes are presented in a series of clips, of which several new clips are available each week. Each clip is accompanied by a selection of photographs.


The first thing to say about the content on this site is that there is a hell of a lot of it. Some of the content was shot a long time ago, so if you want to follow a performer over a period of time this is a good site to join, if they have worked for this producer.

I get the impression that a lot of different people write and produce the scenes presented on this site. This does give a nice variety to the style of the productions available here. There does seem to be a formula for using the same spanking implements in all the scenarios both in the USA and the UK productions, giving a sense of continuity most of the time but after watching many of the clips I did feel that having the odd guest appearance of an, occasional, unusual toy might be a good idea to break the implement monotony.

The vast majority of the scenarios where well shot and edited and also had good sound quality.

There are some clip series that had very interesting story lines along with others that just had a quick excuse to get right to the spanking action. And so whichever you prefer you will be well catered for on this site.

Having productions from two countries also keeps things fresh and varied.

A lot of the clips have slow motion replays of the spanking at the end. These can be interesting but after a while I found myself skipping these parts.


There are many well known performers on this site and plenty that I had never seen before, meaning that you can follow your favourites and get introduced to some unfamiliar faces and rear ends. This site introduced me to two people that particularly impressed me with their ability as scene worthy Tops. They are Alison Miller and John Friday, both of whom I would like to see more of but I have never heard of them working for anyone else. All the performers showed their faces and their abilities to contribute to a spanking production.


There are some interviews available on this site and occasionally some out takes are included at the end of clips. These are a little thin on the ground and I would have liked to have seen more. I think that there is great potential for some special out take clips to be provided in the content.


I was very happy with being a member at this site and thought that it was good value for money because of the amount of content it makes available to it’s members. Almost all of the spanking action was worth while and ranged from moderately harsh to very harsh but without any blood being spilled. Some of the story lines held great interest and I am glad to have experienced them. On the critical side, I would say that varying the range of spanking toys occasionally would be a good thing and a little less slowmo replay and a few more out takes would make things a little more interesting.

The Report Card

Firm Hand Spanking performs well in class and assessments and has earned a good solid B+. Hard work has produced a lot of high quality results and it only lacks in a little variety of materials it has used for it’s submissions.



Well they are not all stoned, some are metalled or made of something else.

Artistic Rear Ends

Roses and heart FROM HERE
Does this photo make my bum look big? FROM HERE
Bent over and listening FROM HERE
This is a cast of some guy FROM HERE
Just brush my cheek before you leave angel FROM HERE
Nothing prettier than a stripped bottom FROM HERE

It’s An Old Joke Butt…

I hope that this post was not too arty farty (fnarr fnarr)



In this post about NON CONSENTING, PUBLIC SPANKING OF CHILDREN I posted a video made by Jillian Keenan. It was about some evil people doing bad things to the under aged, that need to be stopped. Ms Keenan has posted an update on the situation and so I thought that it would be a good idea to let the viewers of this blog have a chance to see that.

Spanking Predators Update

Any ideas on how to help fight these people are welcome.



Polly Grey (Helen McCrory)

Although it is set in Birmingham, a city in the UK where people live in trees and eat their young who’s inhabitants I should dislike because of traditional regional rivalries (I originate from The Black Country), I am a great fan of the drama series PEAKY BLINDERS. It is the character of Aunt Polly (played by Helen McCrory) that stands out as a person who would delight in handing out some sound thrashings to deserving posteriors. Especially when you consider the possible alternative actions that she might take.

A Possible Alternative To A Good Bottom Warming

Yup, it would be better to bend over her desk and take a less lethal punishment. As a practising Catholic, I can imagine her using a traditional Catholic strap.

She even looks strict in her posh frock 🙂

About Helen McCrory

Ms McCrory was born in London to Welsh and Scottish parents. She has many and significant stage and screen roles including in the Harry Potter films and has played Cherie Blair (wife of the former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair) twice. Ms McCrory was also awarded an OBE. She is married to Damian Lewis and has a daughter and a son. You can find out more about her THROUGH THIS LINK.



It is time, once more, to explore that part of my tiny mind that finds women far more attractive when they are sporting specs and involved in spanking play.

Cat suits and glasses, what could be a hotter combination.
This was from SPANKING 24
Are you bending comfortably? Then we will begin.
The thinker gets spanked.
She can spank accurately now the specs are on.
This last one came from SPANKED HUBBY