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>Kinky Island Discs – Leia-Ann Woods


Welcome to kinky Island Discs, where bloggers and celebrities are cast away on a desert island with nothing to comfort them in their isolation except for a few kinky DVDs and some other items.

This week it is the turn of the most sophisticated –

LEIA-ANN WOODS

Ms Woods is one of the most prominent and popular spanking models ever to come from England. In her private life she is a collared slave but on screen she almost exclusively specialises in CP role play and spanking scenes, in F/f, M/f and sometimes F/m roles. In any character from schoolgirl through to prison inmate and all the other roles she plays, Ms Woods all ways manages to add an air of style and sophistication to her performances. With her bare backside in the air, taking a thrashing from hand, cane or other implement, Ms woods manages to exude such an image of class and poise that it would take most women several hours preparation, a ball gown, a sweeping staircase, and an orchestral fanfare to create the same image.
Ms Woods is a trained ballerina and is currently studying for a PhD in Chemistry as well as being one of the busiest spanking models in the UK

Alongside Michael Stamp, Leia-Ann Woods is the creator of the spanking website Bars And Stripes, set in a women’s prison where corporal punishment is the main form of discipline, Ms Woods plays Mrs Woods the wife of the gangster Charlie Woods and in the Character of Mrs Woods writes the Bars And Stripes Blog. To learn more about Leia-Ann woods there is no better place to go than her personal blog Leia’s New Musings.

Disaster Strikes

While taking a single handed boat trip across the Pacific Ocean, Ms Woods’ boat breaks down and her radio stops working, leaving her drifting for days. Disaster strikes and her boat starts to sink, luckily there is an uninhabited desert island nearby that she can reach in her life boat but nobody knows where she is and she is likely to be stranded there for years, before she is rescued. Knowing that she was in trouble Ms Woods has stocked her life boat with all the survival gear that she could think of. But at the last minute Leia-Ann realises that she has put nothing in the boat for luxury or entertainment, with the water lapping around her ankles she manages to grab a solar powered DVD Player, five kinky DVDs, a vanilla DVD, a single music track, one book, a kinky toy and one vanilla luxury item.

To see what she chose and why I hand you over to the castaway herself – Leia-Ann Woods.

Five kinky DVDs

Disc one – Secretary. This came out just as I was coming out on the scene and I was taken to see it with my first Master, Master Kain. I always remember both the film (fantastic take on the games between sub and Dom) and what happened after. I was punished outside the toilets (I really hope everyone had left by the time we got there) for failing to keep silent while the film was on. 12 licks with His belt. My first public punishment.

Disc two – Bars and stripes compilation one. This, while it is my own “porn”, has the film “Double cavity search” where myself and Saffy are fully (and I mean fully) cavity searched by Matron (Lucy McLean). Finding “contraband” on me I am then caned ferociously by matron. I had an orgasm during the film – something that I have never done on set before (I have however come close since!).

Available from British Spanking DVDs or scenes for download from Bars And Stripes.

Disc three – “Carwash” by Northern Spanking. This film, despite having spanking and all such things in it, has Jadie in a white vest top and no bra. Add water to the mix and it becomes one of my favourite Northern Spanking films I have ever watched. Go Lucy and Paul!

Available for download from Northern Spanking.

Disc four – Little Shop Of Horrors – OK, not too kinky, but the scene where Steve Martin is a sadistic dentist who meets Bill Murray as a masochist he just can’t hurt, really got me to laugh about the kinky side of life.

Disc five – The Shawshank Redemption. Again not thought of as kinky to many of you but if you are into prison fetish or anything like it (and by now I am hoping you know this folks) then this is a must have film on it. Kinky it is and inspirational it has been to me on those lonely nights…

One Vanilla DVD

I am cheating really, but I must take a series of Bad Girls with me (more women in prison, hurrah!) as life would be very wrong without my trusted Bad Girls to keep me company. I think I would take series two as that is where I got much of the inspiration for Bars And Stripes from.

One Book

The Seven Pillars Of Wisdom. A beautifully written book that I have now read three times (and Lawrence is subjected to punishment in it – disturbing though, so only really for the dark mind, especially when you realise why it is disturbing – he was not sure if he enjoyed it or not) and have not yet tired of it. The possibility to study it with time on my hands would be great on my desert island!

Music Track

Pink Floyd – Dark Side Of The Moon. One of the classics and as a Floyd fan one of my favourites. Anything is peaceful and beautiful with this track. I can see it now… looking at the stars, thinking about prisons listening to Floyd. Bliss!

Spanking Implement

I am lucky to own A Short Cane ( the cane is by far my favourite implement), so I would need that, as self-caning would be tough at the best of times without having a really long one to boot! Island life would be just about bearable if I could cane myself on occasion, but it would be a little odd doing it myself and having no one to serve as a slave while there…

A Vanilla Luxury Item

My giant book on Physical Chemistry. I am a geek and I must embrace it, and life on the island would be terrible without some geekyness for me to pore over of a night.

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On behalf of myself and the readers of Spankedhortic I would like to thank Leia-Ann Woods for her most revealing and enjoyable contribution and hope that she will be rescued and back behind bars, where she belongs, as soon as possible.

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That is the last posting for 2007 and Kinky Island Discs for a short while but it should be back in a few weeks. Next Sunday there will be a posting about Kinky Island Discs.

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