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>Kinky Island Discs – RPT and MP from Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

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Welcome to Kinky Island Discs, Where kinky bloggers and celebrities are cast away on a desert island with nothing to comfort them in their isolation except for some DVDs and a few other luxury items.

This week we have a blogger from the UK being castaway on the island, please welcome –

RPT from Just My Random Perverted Thoughts
RPT Started blogging around the same time that I did with his first blog My Spanked Cheeks, before switching to his present blog with it’s particular style. RPT’s blog mostly follows the developing Mistress/bottom relation ship between himself and his partner MP but recently they have taken a new turn in their relationship and have started switching roles. RPT and MP enjoy exploring new experiences and seem to be very proud of their growing toy collection. RPT is also possibly the last person on the planet Earth who still uses the expression “Golly Gosh”.

[Prefectdt note – Normally the next part is a standard text but in this post it holds a twist]

Disaster Strikes

Whilst on a single handed boat trip across the Pacific Ocean, RPT’s boat breaks down and his radio stops working, leaving him drifting for days. Disaster strikes and his boat begins to sink, luckily there is a desert island close enough for him to reach in his life boat but nobody knows where he is and he is likely to be stranded there for years, before he is rescued. knowing that he was in trouble RPT stocked his life boat with all the survival gear that he could think of. But at the last minute RPT realizes that he has put nothing in the life boat for entertainment or luxury, with the water lapping around his ankles he heads for the locker with all the fun stuff in it only to find that MP (RPT’s wife) is already plundering the locker. He thought he was on a solo boating trip when all along his wife had stowed away in the boat (that explains where all the chocolate biscuits had disappeared to) With no time to discuss the situation they manage to grab between them a solar powered DVD player, five kinky DVDs, a vanilla DVD, a single music track, a book, a kinky toy and one vanilla luxury item.

To see what they chose I hand you over to the castaways themselves – RPT and MP.

We were asked by Prefectdt to be shipwrecked. This is not good, MP has a fear of boats so shipwreck is high on her list of phobias. However it was fun to kick the idea about and we soon realised that we were very much with each other on our choices.
So off we go.

Five kinky DVDs

Disc one –

MP: The first DVD is my choice, it’s a mainstream cinema movie, “Preaching to the Perverted”. It’s a British comedy, centres around a member of Parliament trying to get a case against come kinky folk who run fetish parties.

RPT: The story is really rubbish but some of the parties look wild, I want to go to those parties. And it’s got Georgina Hale in the role of a secretary and I really have the hots for her.

MP: Hots for Georgina Hale, that’s news to me. OK your turn whats next.

Available from the website Preaching to the Perverted.

Disc two –

RPT: Another mainstream cinema movie, Stanley Kubricks “Eyes Wide shut” I am a big fan of Kubrick and this is him at his weirdest and kinkiest. The bits I like the best are the orgies, the masked ball and Nicole Kidman with her kit off.

MP: You forgot something, there was a bit that you played in slow motion on the DVD. Kidman on the loo, remember?

RPT: Bizarre, yes you get to see Nicole Kidman on the toilet, unbelievable.

Disc three –

MP: This next one needs no introduction, it’s a huge fantasy of mine, “The Story Of ‘O'”.

RPT: Mainstream cinema again and I really liked it as well. And the next one is similar.

Disc four –

MP: Next is “The Secretary” I can really identify with the heroine trying to persuade her boyfriend to spank her. And the misunderstanding of her family for her kinky lifestyle.

Disc five –

RPT: OK no need to rub it in, I got the message about spanking you, thank you. So whats next, my choice. I like the lovely Niki flynn so I choose “The Exchange Student.” I have a confession to make here, I have never watched this all the way through, I find the beatings a little too harsh for my comfort zone, so I end up hiding behind the sofa.

MP: The Lupus stuff have a very dark and horror film style to them, so I am right there behind the sofa with RPT, but perhaps on our desert island we can get to watch it all the way through.

RPT: No sofa to hide behind.

Available from RGE Films

One vanilla DVD –

MP: That’s our five kinky films, so now we need a vanilla one.

RPT: We kicked around for ages, but we have a cracker, I originally wanted “The Last Picture show.” Features sybil Sheperd skinny dipping, it is one of my all time favourite films.

MP: I fancied the Michael Cane film “Alfie” I have masturbation fantasies about Michael Cane.

RPT: Not a lot of people know that, but they do now! Instead we choose “castaway.”

MP: Not the rubbish film with Tom Hanks, the earlier one with Amanda Donohue and Oliver Reed, a true story by Lucy Irving of her time on the island of Tuing, we thought it was a fun idea, two castaways watching a film about two castaways.

RPT: And it has Georgina Hale playing a nun. So I can have a fantasy as well.

MP: You see kinky in the strangest places.

A music track –

RPT: I am wired kinky. Next we need some music, and for us this was really easy. Ready MP?

Both: Burst into song flat and in the wrong key “Land Of Hope And Glory.”

MP: From “The Last Night Of The Proms” Edward Elgars Pomp And Circumstance marches.

RPT: So if we get homesick we can play it and make ourselves feel better.

A book –

MP: Now we have to choose a book. The Dummies Guide To Surviving Shipwreck?

RPT: Thats a made up book, you have to choose a real book. How about our copy of “Handbook Of Tropical Plants” by H F MacMillan?

MP: It’s a weighty tome, interesting reading and it could be useful. It could at a push be used as a spanking implement. Which brings us neatly to our next item.

A spanking toy –

RPT: Our choice of spanking toy is MP’s Hairbrush.

MP: Triple use item, it’s got to be a winner.

RPT: Triple? Brushing hair, spanking and…

MP: I masturbate with it!

RPT: Really? Golly Gosh, lets move on to the luxury item, whats your choice, nothing embarrassing please.

Vanilla luxury Item –

MP: As if I would! Our Cat! I want to take the cat. She could be useful keeping vermin down on our campsite.

RPT: What she will do is go catch snakes and mice and bring them to the camp alive and let them go. She is a monster and best left at home. I want to take my Swiss Army Knife, saw tin opener, corkscrew, file, scissors, and a gadget for getting stones out of horses hooves.

MP: That tool is for undoing knots, nothing to so with horses hooves. So knife or cat. I want the cat!

RPT: Can’t we take both, one each?

MP: I think that’s against the rules.

RPT: Rules are made to be broken, you should know, you break them all the time.

[Prefectdt note – Two rules have been broken here, 1/ there is only supposed to be one person on this island and 2/ only one luxury item is allowed. At times like this I try to imagine what Kirsty Young, the current presenter of the BBC’s Desert Island Discs, would do. So lets imagine her standing here giving a measured lecture about rules and regulations…….with her mild but crisp Scottish accent……Long blond hair……wearing a business skirt suit……..furrowing her brow……tapping a heavy tan tawse against her palm……..and…….Sorry – what was the question again?]

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On behalf of myself and the readers of Spankedhortic I would like to thank RPT and his stowaway MP for their contribution and hope that they find a good way to settle their argument about their luxury item, whilst they are they are on the island.

Next Sunday a relatively new blogger will be paddling through the surf, Ludwig of the blog Ludwig’s Rohrstock-Palast.

6 responses »

  1. >Another fascinating contribution! This series just keeps on getting better 🙂 Thank you guys for sharing!

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  2. >I say ‘Golly Gosh’ as it prevents trips to the bathroom to check out the taste of carbolic soap!

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  3. >Hey, a double act on Kinky Island Disks. Now that’s a first.I enjoyed reading that.

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  4. >Good job, guys! You sound like a lot of fun. And RPT: I hear you on the carbolic soap – yuck!

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  5. >Soap yuck! definately on my absolutely not list. I inhereted the phrase “blue pencil” from one of my parents as an alternative to swearing, also a phrase fading from the language.Prefectdt

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  6. >A good read and some interesting choices. Thanks to all involved!I also like “Eyes Wide Shut”, “The Story of O” and “The Exchange Student” and they could have ended up in my own kinky island collection. I really considered the third one in particular, but I decided on other movies in the end. You can see the results next Sunday.

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