>Happy April Fools day to you all. Rack my brain as much as I did I could not come up with a suitable jape for today and any way it is past midday here, as I write this and it is bad luck to pull a joke now. So instead I thought that I would send out a little tongue in cheek message to spammers. You never know, perhaps now they will stop emailing me.
Well it’s not huge but I am quite happy with the size of my penis, thank you very much. And by the way I am not going to take medical advice about a part of me, that I hold (fnar, fnar) so dearly, from people who refer to it as “your love pole”, “trouser snake”, “pleasure staff”, etc, etc. If anything, a larger tongue would come in more handy, for pleasuring the fairer sex but if you have a medical technique for enlarging this please don’t call it a “mouth monster” or “labia licker” or anything like that.
Strangely enough my real name is not Mr Hortic or Mr Prefectdt or Mr Dt, so those poor people who died in that car/plane/train crash, leaving that huge amount of money in your bank, that do have those surnames are not actually related to me. Even if they were I have a surviving parent and older siblings, that would inherit before me if there was no will.