Well if you find that most of these statements are true for you, then you are Kinky
You keep the a hardware catalog with your other pornography.
You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn’t.
Sticks & stones may break your bones, but whips and chains excite you.
You call women other than your teacher “Miss”.
Reading the word spanking makes you blush.
Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
You own and use handcuffs, but aren’t employed in law enforcement.
Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, “Cool! I’ve always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!”
You give a new song a rating of 65. It’s got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
You always smell like The Candle shop’s Scent Of The Month.
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor guy/gal needs a PERSON to cane.
The bank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another county, and they know that you live in an urban area and don’t own a horse.
You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area’s Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like “Exit to Eden” than anything they showed on TV.
They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at four local leather shops.
Your son’s Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
Hope that helped everyone 🙂
Thanks to Funny Daily Jokes for some inspiration for that post