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>Please Miss?


I have a question

This post is for all you adult boys and girls out there that like to enact school room scenarios. If you find your self in a class room setting and you are not getting the whackings that you think you deserve or your classmates are thinking that you are a teachers pet, you could try asking one of these questions.

1/ Please Miss. Can I smoke my pipe in here?

2/ Please miss. I have been staring at Sarah and have gotten a massive trouser tent. Can I go to the bathroom?

3/ Please Miss. I seem to have forgotten my gun and hit list. Can I go to my locker for them?

4/ Please Miss. Is it true that you are hot for boys in school uniform?

5/ Please Miss. Can you teach topless today?

6/ Please Miss. Is that just a nasty zit or do you have Herpes?

7/ Please Miss. Can you wake me up at the end of the lesson?

8/ Please Miss. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

9/ Please Miss. Why do we have to learn maths’, instead of using a calculator, like you have to?

10/ Please Miss. Are you wearing that for a bet?