God(s), does he/she/it/them (delete depending on your belief) exist. there is only one way of truly finding out and I for one am not ready for that yet and I hope that you aren’t either but if there is a God(s) then I hope that he/she/it/them would agree with this weeks Thought.
If God had intended us not to spank
He would have made our arms shorter
(Source – Converted from a saying by George Carlin)
He must have intended us to wank, otherwise there’d be some awful side-effect such as fading eyesight.
What? It says ‘Spank”? Really?
Time for some glasses Severin? 🙂