Hi all, the hiatus is finished and it is back to business as usual. I am planning to have a Blog Stuff Roundup on Tuesday or Wednesday but today I thought I would tell you about some very bad advice that I heard being handed out, whilst I was away.
An experienced older woman is telling a teenage lad how best to go and chat up girl, that he does not know, in a pub (that’s a bar for you lot across the Atlantic) and tells him something along the line of “Just walk up to her, start talking and be totally honest.”. This had me in fits of laughter because I thought of the reaction of a lass to myself at 18 or 19 being TOTALLY HONEST during a chat up attempt. The reaction?
She would have had an expression something like this
Because honest me would have been saying this…..
“Hi. I’ve been eying you up from over there and have found that the combination of the way that your face, bottom, legs and other physical attributes are so pleasing to me that they make me want to insert my erect penis into your vagina and/or any other bodily orifice that you posses and might be willing to make available for my use. So firstly I would like to ascertain whether or not you already have a partner or at least if that partner is capable of significantly causing me great physical harm. If you do not have such a partner would you like to join me in partaking in the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point where 1/ you might be more willing to except my advances on your person and 2/ I have built up enough Dutch courage to make such an advance on your good self.”
And I don’t think that many other 18 or 19 year old lads would have been saying anything different, if they where being TOTALLY HONEST, that is.
All in all it is one of the worst bits of advice that I have ever heard handed out, unless the woman was deliberately trying to get the lad spanked 🙂