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Valentine’s Day Makes Me Toppy

Long term readers of this blog will remember my hatred of Valentine’s Day or VD, as I like to call it. As can be seen in this post Valentines Day Scrooge. I am a usually a committed Bottom and only switch for convenience EXCEPT TODAY! On VD I become a Top of the worse kind.

And the rules are…

Trying give me anything heart shaped – That’s a paddling

Trying to sell me anything heart shaped – That’s a paddling

Wanting me to give you anything heart shaped – That’s a paddling

Charging me more than normal for the same restaurant food as last week – That’s a paddling

Trying to guilt me into “Getting into the spirit of VD” – That’s a paddling

Making me pass a bunch of VD tests – That’s a paddling

Pulling me up for failing one of those tests – That’s a paddling

Having a totally inappropriate VD sale at the DIY shop – That’s a paddling

Mentioning VD – That’s a paddling

Expecting to exchange VD cards – That’s a paddling

Anything else that I have not thought about yet – That’s a paddling

In fact, if you don’t want to end up with a red raw rear end just pretend that VD day does not exist. The only good thing that I can say about VD is that I am glad that I am single this year, I hate it even more when I have a partner.

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