I was flicking through my dictionary the other day and felt that some of the definitions of words were not correct and thought that I might submit some more accurate definitions to the OED and Webster’s.
Here are my definitions
Topless – A bottom looking for a playmate
Lip smacking – doing it wrong
Minsk – A Russian brat
Eyelash – A digital whip made by Apple
Brow beaten – Doing it wrong again
Crop yield – Yelling after being cropped
Novocaine – A brand new cane
Bottomless – A top looking for a playmate
Mortal – another tail for the flogger
Eyebrow – A digital “ouch!” from Apple
Legend – Buttock start
Prudence – The way Pru jigs around after she has been caned
One from Wordsmith – Cocaine – a fellow sufferer
If anyone has any more suggestions for updating the dictionaries, please put them in the comments.