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LOL Day 007

A message from M

I am afraid that LOL day will be more difficult this year, as a consortium of ex Bond girls, who have decided to become spankers, have tried to kidnap Prefectdt and Dr Malford (his fictitious Head Mistress). They managed to escape and have gone into hiding amongst the other kinky blogs. Intelligence has managed to find the location of the secret punishment room/hide out of the spanking four and an entrance to it via the comments box of this blog. You are being recruited as agents and your mission is to try to run the gauntlet of spanking Bond girls, enduring their lashes or turning the tables on them (whichever is your speciality) and gather in the comments box in preparation for a mass assault on their lair (abseiling down ropes, machine guns blazing, you know the drill). The experience of old hands will be useful but the unknown identity of new commenters will be an advantage to completing the mission. Brief profiles of the four spanking Bond girls trying to stop you are below.

Q has two items to help you on your way…

Some music

And the DB5

Your enemies

Solitaire (Jane Seymour)

She will use her psychic skills to track you down and predict your movements

Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman)

A skilled pilot and experienced kidnapper, there is no knowing where you will wake up if she gets her hands on you

Mayday (Grace Jones)

A hand to hand combat specialist, if anyone can subdue you and tie you to a spanking bench it will be her

Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress)

Tired of being one of the good girls, she has swapped sides and will be attempting to stop you at any water obstacles that you encounter, for a wet spanking

Good luck agents and a happy LOL day to you all

I’ll see you in the comments box

Thanks to Bonnie Burns ofΒ My Bottom Smarts for organizing this event and theΒ JAMES BOND 007 MUSEUMΒ  NYBRO SWEDEN website for the images used in this post

M (on behalf of Prefectdt)

61 responses »

  1. LOL – but actually laughing out loud… that has to be the most original LOL day post I have ever seen !!! Well done “M”… LOL

  2. What a delightful post, Prefectdt. Have always been a big Bond fan and an even bigger fan of the Bond girls. Happy LOL Day!

  3. Hi Prefectdt,

    Happy LOL 7 Day! I read and reread all the Bond books while in high school, and still have them in a box somewhere. Lovely bondage scenes amidst the golf, baccarat and martini instructions.


  4. Great post. I love Bond films. Sean Connery my favourite Bond and Honour Blackman my favourite Bond girl.

    Happy LOL Day, Pref.


  5. A LOL post indeed! Put me down for interrogation duties (Bond girls) Someone has to it.

  6. I would love to assist, Wordsmith. Four hands are better than two.

    Great LoL post =)


  7. Happy LOL Day, Prefectdt! Your post is hilarious. That’s one of the reasons why I like your blog so much, we have the same kind of humour. πŸ™‚

  8. Prefectdt

    What a wonderful post!! Absolutely loved it!
    (Lordy lord…if Terry Pratchett sees all these exclamation marks…)

    Oh, thanks for the visit. πŸ™‚

  9. As “advanced” as we are in 2012, I don’t they could get away with a character named Pussy Galore today.

    Happy LOL

  10. I have indeed lurked here myself. Many thanks for saying hello on my blog. Fun post with Bond theme. Take good care.

  11. Happy LOL day! Whenever I hear James Bond I think of my dad who used to make me watch those movies as a young child. Especially the girl who died because she had gold all over her terrified me!

  12. Happy LOL day! First time visiting wont be the last!

  13. Hi, this is my first visit here. Very funny post by “M”. Happy LOL7 Day to you and thank you for stopping by at my little corner.

  14. Hi! You won a copy of my book The Birthday Wish for your comment on my blog. Please send me an email at celestejones215 at rocketmail dot com so I can send your prize.

    So glad to find your blog!

  15. Happy LOL day.


  16. Hi its nice to meet u. I’m new here so i guess i dont count as a lurker! But im doing my part on this mission and adding to ur comments!

  17. Happy LOL Day! I think this is my first visit here – but will definitely be back now I have had a ‘preview’ πŸ™‚

  18. Happy LOL Day…hope you have a sore bottom to remember it by!

  19. New to your blog and appreciate the comment! I see now you meant happy LOL day to me. *grin* Need more coffee. πŸ™‚

  20. De-lurked πŸ™‚ Happy LOL Day!!!

  21. So many Bond girls I’d love to be spanked by…

    Happy LOL Day !

  22. LOL! A hilarious post Prefectdt! Grace Jones scares me…Thanks for stopping by Alais Heart. πŸ™‚

  23. Wow thanks for all the comments. I will try to get back to you all later, when time allows, for individual replies

  24. Thank you for visiting my blog for LOL 7! I am now following yours!

  25. An incredible LOL Post!!! It made me laugh out loud and brightened my evening.
    Thanks so much for coming to say “Hello” :o)

  26. Happy LOL Day! Commenting has been a challenge lately… but think we figured our how to do it through our Twitter. We hope!

    ~Todd and Suzy

  27. Dink was the only Bond girl spanked in a movie, although there were a lot of references in the different Fleming novels – especially “The Spy Who Loved Me” (title only was used in the movie – nothing from that novel). Unable to get in on LOL day – busy in RL.

  28. I am new to your blog but happy I stopped by and will return. Happy LOL Day!

  29. Happy LOL day, Prefectdt! I lurk more than anything, but I’m always happy to break radio silence…at least one day out of the year!


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