A very good friend of mine, who is also that rarest of things, a genuinely good ex boss, is retiring this month and I have been racking my brains on what to get him as a present. I still have no idea. When I converted this week’s saying I thought that it was a pity that he is not a Spanko but if you need something for someone that is a Spanko then…..
A spanking is a great gift
One size fits all
And it’s easy to exchange
(Source – Converted from a saying by an unknown source)