Sorry to all of you but I have been sorting some stuff out for a hospital visit next week and just ran out of time to put a post together tonight (Thursday the 26th). And anyway I was kind of proud of this post and as it went live not long after I returned to blogging it didn’t get many visitors then. So I don’t think that many people saw it at the time. I hope that you enjoy it
What inspired this post
Because of EVENTS SOME YEARS AGO I could not watch much television for quite some time. To fill the entertainment gap I listened to BBC RADIO 4 and a lot of Podcasts. Now that I can watch TV again, I find that I am not missing it and so did not bother getting reconnected to the normal TV supply network. Now I only have Netflix and am still listening to a lot of stuff. A podcast that I have only recently discovered is THE GUILTY FEMINIST, which I strongly recommend. One of the episodes FEATURED THE WAY THAT MANY WOMEN’S MAGAZINES ARE WRITTEN and that is well worth listening to. That inspired me to create the fictional magazine Kinkmopolitan and to write this post in the style of such publications as COSMOPOLITAN and VOGUE. As I am not a BDSMer and have never been in a 24/7 relationship, by the standards of these magazines I am well qualified to wax lyrical about the subject. In fact, because I know what BDSM means, without having to Google it, I am probably over qualified.
Kinkmopolitan’s top ten tips on how a male BDSM submissive can tell that his Domme loves him
Imagine the scene, you can tell that the sun is setting by the way that the shadow of the bars on the window are crawling up the cold stone wall. You flex your muscles to test the rope binding you as you lie on the hard floor of your cage. You can feel your pulse through your fresh welts and the taste of stiletto still lingers in your mouth. All of this should make a guy feel secure, as he drifts off to sleep but still there is that lingering thought in the back of your mind that asks “Does My Domme Really Love Me?”.
Here are Kinkmopolitan’s top ten things to look out for, that proves that a Domme still loves her sub and is not just making do until someone with a higher pain tolerance comes along.
You know that your Domme loves you when….
She does her best not to fart, when she is sitting on your face
Your food bowl has ‘WHO’S A GOOD BOY’ written on it
When she screams “VAGINA FACE!” at you and you know that it is an instruction and not her nick name for you
She makes sure that you have a nice comfy pillow, in your cage, to rest your head on
Only she gets to use you as a chair and not 3 or 4 of her friends, all at once
She makes sure that you are well lubed up before inserting the giant butt plug
She always keeps her promise to untie you in the morning
She uses a special set of cloths pegs for your zipper and does not just use the ones from the washing line
She never ties your wrists so tightly that your hands turn purple and you pass out
She does not make you walk the dog in your Sissy Maid outfit
So now you know that your Domme still loves you and you can drift off to the land of nod, safe in the knowledge that tomorrow will be another wonderful day, filled with pain and humiliation. Good night Mr man slave.