MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SPANKEDHORTIC II
I know this is not going to be the best Christmas for most of us, especially those who have lost loved ones over the past year, to whom I offer my sympathies. Me I am alone and a long way from friends and family. But I intend to do my best to contact all that I can via modern technology and try to make the best of the day that is possible. This may not be the Merriest Christmas ever but try to do something to make it better than it should be. It’s only one year, hopefully things will start to change next year.
So Let’s Pull A Cracker
I do love Christmas crackers but I have no one to pull one with this year, so I thought that I would inflict some awful cracker jokes on you dear reader.
Get ready to groan
Q – What have Winnie The Pooh and Henry The Eighth have in common
A – They both have the same middle name
Q – What is the best Christmas present ever
A – A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
Q – What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite kind of pizza
A – One that is Deep crust pan and even
Or You Could Try Pulling This Christmas Cracker
It has always been a tradition to watch a Christmas ghost story for my family 🙂