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DANTE’S SPANKING INFERNO

Dante

2021 marks the 700rth anniversary of the death of Dante ( AKA Durante di Alighiero degli Alighier – and if you think that I had to copy and paste that name, you would be right) who is most famous for his extended poem The Divine Comedy. In this work Dante is given guided tours of hell, purgatory and paradise. The most interesting of these three is the first part, usually known as Dante’s Inferno, where he is guided through the nine levels of hell, with different levels of punishment for the sinners cast down there based on the sin that they have committed. I thought that it might be fun to imagine what Dante might have witnessed if he had been given a tour of The Spanking Inferno

Level One – Of Spanking By The Hand

Level Two – Hairbrush Hell

Level Three – Fiery Flogger Flagellation

Level Four – Slippers for Sinners

Level Five – The Belt From Beelzebub

Level Six – The Torture Of The Tawse

Level Seven – For The Countlessly Caned

Level Eight – The Punitively Paddled

And Level Nine – The Brutally Birched Level

The worse punishment level, reserved for those that have committed the most heinous of sins. Such as eating crunchy snacks in the cinema, or stealing my favourite parking space.

Or are there any alternative levels that you would like to show Dante?

If you would like to know more about Dante please click on this link

Dante – Wikipedia

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