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Daily Archives: November 29, 2021


The Blog Calendar For December

Once more, the year has rolled around and it is time to get jolly again. And with the two years that we have had, some jolly would be jolly welcome. I got a bit tired of all those pictures of someone in a Santa suit spanking someone on the naughty list and thought that this illustration would be better for brightening up the Yuletide period. I wonder what his plans are, for that Champagne bottle? 🙂

Bad Advice Revisited

I was looking through some archives of this blog and stumbled upon a post from 10 years ago, that I had totally forgotten about. Reading it tickled me pink, so I thought that I would let you viewers have another chance to have a look at it

The Bad Advice

An experienced older woman is telling a teenage lad how best to go and chat up a girl, that he does not know, in a pub (that’s a bar for you lot across the Atlantic) and tells him something along the line of “Just walk up to her, start talking and be totally honest.”. This had me in fits of laughter because I thought of the reaction of a lass, to myself at 18 or 19 being TOTALLY HONEST during a chat up attempt. The reaction?

She would have had an expression something like this

Because honest me would have been saying this……

“Hi. I’ve been eying you up from over there and have found that the combination of the way that your face, bottom, legs and other physical attributes are so pleasing to me, they make me want to insert my erect penis into your vagina and/or any other bodily orifice that you possess and might be willing to make available for my use. So firstly, I would like to ascertain whether or not you already have a partner, or at least if that partner is capable of significantly causing me great physical harm. If you do not have such a partner, would you like to join me in partaking in the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point where 1/ you might be more willing to accept my advances on your person and 2/ I have built up enough Dutch courage to make such an advance on your good self.”

And I don’t think that many other 18 or 19-year-old lads would have been saying anything different, if they were being TOTALLY HONEST, that is 🙂

All in all it is one of the worst bits of advice that I have ever heard handed out, unless the woman was deliberately trying to get the lad spanked