Can You Tell Me How It Looks Back There?
A French Christmas Carol
The French celebrate Christmas too! Who would have guessed it? I wonder if they have brussel sprouts, with their roast whatever managed to crawl out of the bucket? Perhaps finishing the meal with a lovely garlic pudding, wearing seasonal jolly red berets with a sprig of holly on them 🙂 … Just a minute, I have been handed a note, it reads…
Your insensitive and inappropriate racial stereotyping has been noticed and will be severely dealt with. Report to the office of the Head Mistresses immediately
OO ER! I had better be off. Enjoy this carol while I am away. It might drown out my protestations 🙂
Noël Nouvelet
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