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Ants In Your Pants Or Even Worse

Formicophilia is the sexual interest in and pleasure derived from small animals, insects, or snails crawling over one’s body.

I have to admit that I had a total WTF moment, when I found out about this fetish.

It had never occurred to me that people could get any kind of pleasure out of this. I mean, it is not like the obviously pleasurable experience of being bent over something and being hit on the bottom, until you are in excruciating pain.

It is surprising that it often involves things that bite and sting.

Could there be anything worse than leaches?

O yes, of course. Big leaches.

Yes, there are even cartoons and lots of art work about this.

And a lot of this stuff just had me saying, “You have got to be kidding me”.

At least the last image involved some nice, wholesome bondage.

I have to admit, at this point in the post, I am running out of things to say.

Except perhaps to ask if someone can please get me a bucket?

I do notice that it always seems to involve icky creepy crawlies, never nice creatures, like butterflies or ladybirds. I did manage to find a YouTube video about this fetish.

Bug Play On YouTube


Until the weekend gone, I was blissfully unaware that this fetish even existed and I am wondering if I would not be happier, if that was still my knowledgeable state. Would I try this myself? I think that I will have to answer with a big fat NO. I get creeped out when I find one or two creepy crawlies on me during my post work shower, which is something that I just regard as a normal, occupational hazard, in my line of work. To those that do practice this, I have two things to say to them.

1/ Please ensure that these creatures are returned to their natural place of existence, in an unharmed state, once you have finished playing.


2/ Stay a long, long way away from me when you are doing this, please.