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IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU CUM – PART TWO

Post Warning Note – Just for this post theme, I am allowing myself to use a lot of euphemisms that I normally go out of my way not to use. So expect silly sayings ahead.

What To Do With A Big (For Me Anyway) Stiffy When You Are Not Turned On

Last week, I told you about the start of a little Birthday adventure. You can read about that, if you missed it, through the following link.

IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU CUM

When using the device in this photograph

And a restraining band, I managed to get my old love pole in a state of standing up, very proudly, whilst having no desire to do anything sexual, either with a partner or by rocket polishing. So I decided to get myself interested, with a selection of my favourite F/x video clips.

Getting To Grips With The Situation

So I had some serious wood

That the vacuum device had left a little larger and a lot veinier than normal

As I started to play a video, I looked at Tommy the Todger, in his ultra expanded state, maintained by a restraining band and wondered if I dared give him a handshake. What was I frightened of happening?

Well, something like that. But I took the plunge and started to explore this strange alien thing with my left hand. To my surprise, The red and purple veins, that I do not normally possess, were softer and more pliable to the touch, than the eye would suggest. So I popped open my favourite Solo, Grown up, Happy Time, assistant.

Enjoying the smell of strawberry and started to stroke Willy the One Eyed Sailor, even though I had no inclinations to do so, whilst I watched a few video clips. After about five minutes, I found that my mind started wandering and the situation became interesting to me.

Side Note

I do not enjoy orgasming. Not to say that I do not like sexual exploits, either solo or with a partner, but I find far more pleasure in taking the journey than arriving. An orgasm just means an end to the fun, for me. Not sure why this is, perhaps I suffer from weak orgasms, it is hard to tell without the ability to experience the same sensations that another person’s body might experience.

Anyway, Back To Choking The Chicken

The videos and my imagination were having the right effect. And the joyful sensation that I normally get from playing with the greasy pole was enhanced a lot by the pole being a more textured than normal. After about 15 or 20 minutes of Cuffing the Carrot and imaging what someone similar to the person in the picture below might do to me.

The inevitable, disappointing climax was reached. But this did not put an end to Mister Stiffy. I felt the bodily juices trying to exit the building, but the ejaculation was stopped by the restraining band. As the orgasm subsided, I was still left with the one eyed monster, in all its enhanced glory. So I broke out more lube and carried on playing five on one. To my surprise, things had developed greater sensation. At this point I broke out an old but favourite fantasy. The one where I am a much younger (but just legally adult) version of myself and am a prefect in a school, who has gotten on the wrong side of the Head Girl (who is also just legally adult). The Head Girl decides to take me in hand, Mercilessly 🙂

After a good fun, further half an hour (that is an estimation of time). The inevitable end game was reached again. And again the restraining band contained the blast and kept things standing to attention. After the show had dropped its curtain, I thought that it was time to bring things to a close and removed the restraining band. I expected the Meat Stick to lay down and go to sleep, but it did not. It lost its little extra length and returned to its smoother, more normal self, but the popsicle did not melt. There was only one way to bring this to an end and I indulged in more videos and self manipulation. At this point, I was glad that I was not with a woman, because Rumpleforskin had become hyper sensitive and I could not have explored a woman’s tender tunnel, under any circumstances. A feather-light touch was applied until…

It was the most impressive pearl fountain that I had ever produced, but I suppose that it was three loads arriving on one train 🙂

A Final Thought

This was an experiment to satisfy my curiosity and that end was achieved. But along the way I did find a way of prolonging the act of self-satisfaction, which proved highly enjoyable. Afterwards, though, it did leave me a little tender and I had to go and find my baggiest under crackers to wear. I suppose every joy cums at a price 🙂

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THURSDAY’S ANIMATED THRASHER

I Can Tell That This Makes You Happy, By The Way That Your Tail Is Wagging

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TOP OF THE CLICK POPS

Top Of The Click Pops For January 2023

It’s time to see what the top ten most popular images were on this blog, in the past month.

The link to the original post, that contained the image, is in the title above the image.

So Play The Music

Joint number 10s with 46 clicks each

Number 9 with 47 clicks

Number 8 with 48 clicks

Number 7 with 49 clicks

Number 6 with 53 clicks

Number 5 with 55 clicks

Number 4 with 56 clicks

Number 3 with 57 clicks

Number 2 with 59 clicks

Number 1 for January 2023 with 69 clicks

Remember, you can vote for any picture at any time, on this blog, by simply clicking on it, to see it full size or right-clicking it and opening it in a new tab. Or taping on it on your smartphone. The only pictures excluded from this are one’s in “Top Of The Click Pops” posts, but even these you can get a counted click, if you click on them from their original post.

If you tap on a picture on your smartphone, you can expand the picture to any size that you want to.

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TUESDAY’S TANTALIZING TUSHY

That Girl Gazing From The Balcony! From Up There, Is She Like…?

The image above was found at

ROMANCE OF SPANKING

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE FEBRUARY PAGE – AND WOMEN AND EQUAL RIGHTS

The Blog Calendar For February

The image for this month’s page was found at

HYWEL PHILLIPS PHOTOGRAPHER ELEGANCE STUDIOS

Remember all those New Year Resolutions that you made? Well, if you could not keep them up until the end of January, then this month’s calendar page illustrates what position you should be in to start February. Or perhaps you did keep those resolutions and this is the reward you should get for doing that, as February dawns 🙂

All Men Should Support The Struggle Of Women For Equal Rights

And this video shows how one guy wants to get on board the ship of Female equality 🙂

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THE SUNDAY SWISHING

Just To Make Sure That You Are Listening To Me, This Time

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