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How To Practice Caning Before Doing It For Real

Being caned can be wonderful, when it is done properly. It can be dangerous when done badly. This is a very basic video but it is a good beginners guide to using a cane. With useful tips on developing accuracy before having a go with a real live submissive.



On Friday I Posted This Photograph

Because I thought it was funny to see what happened to a woman’s breasts during a naked skydive. That was naughty of me but the image turned out to be popular. Having taken the mickey out of the girls it only seemed right to find out what happened to a boy’s bits in the same situation and I found the following……

I’m sorry but I found these far too funny not to share

First, boy bits in free fall

And a girl’s other bits plummeting to earth

It is terrible of me but I found these so funny that I could not resist posting them, once I had stopped laughing. I think that next time that I get spanked, I will have to ask that the proceedings start with a proper punishment caning, for this terribly tasteless post that I have inflicted on you poor readers. Straight to bare, a ‘no warm up’ hard caning, with the largest and most painful cane available. Please leave your opinion in the comment box on how many strokes of the cane I should receive?

Yours, very apologetically



OK, this blog is in danger of becoming too serious, it is time to have a little fun. From the amount of spankees in the world it is obvious that the spankee gene is attached to the survivor gene. Spankees have survived everything from the ice age to world wars, so how can being a spankee help us survive a plane crash?

Number 1/ Please keep your seat belt fastened at all times

BDSM subs may have the jump on us on this one, enjoying bondage more but you would be hard pushed to find a spankee that does not go in for the odd tie down. So rather than being in too much of a hurry to unbuckle, the average spankee will be enjoying that constrained feeling and will keep their belt on for as long as necessary.

Number 2 Assume the (crash) position

with the average crashing jet liner going from about 300 kilometres per hour (200mph) to 0 in about four seconds, being in the right position on impact can mean the difference between life and death. Your vanilla passenger might find it difficult to stay in the right place whilst hurtling back to earth ,whereas your spankee is used to maintaining difficult positions in stressful situations.

Number 3/ Doing the bratty dodge

Most air crash victims survive the initial impact but become fatalities by not being able to get out of the plane fast enough or not getting far enough away from the plane after exiting it. Years of dodging grabbing tops, shooting through small gaps and generally finding that elusive exit route to a study door, will have equipped your natural brat with the skills to get out of and away from that burning plane with a good head start on all the poor vanilla passengers.

Number 4/ Save me and you can spank me

This one will probably work better for the female spankees than for male (damn! the girly subs grass is always greener) but it might be worth a try even for the boys. Shout this out while bobbing up and down in the water or trapped under a piece of wreckage.Even a vanilla rescuer might be swayed by the thought of having a pert bottom staring up at them from their lap, to give the spankee priority over other victims on the β€œwho to rescue first” list.

Number 5/ Listen to the pre flight instructions OR ELSE!

Many air crash fatalities are caused by passengers not remembering the proper crash position, where the exits are or lots of other things that they are told in the pre flight instructions. So while all the vanilla passengers are picking their noses and worrying how their fold down tray works, during this little lecture, pretend you are in class, sit up straight, listen to every detail, assume that you are going to be asked very probing questions about what you are being told and that a stout caning is going to happen if you cannot answer these questions. That way you will be far better informed than the doomed vanilla, in the seat in front of you.

Personally, I wonder if there is any good survival advice for all the tops and dom(me)s out there?

Note About This Post

This post is actually an enhanced repost. I stumbled upon it whilst looking for something different. It comes from March the 10th 2010 and I cannot remember writing or posting it, so it seemed like something new to my eyes, that gave me a bit of a giggle. So I decided to repost the mainly written post of the me from ten years ago and add some images as the more photograph based blogger that I am now. So this post is the Frankenstein’s monster post that is either the best or the worst of the two me’s from ten years apart.

Enjoy your flight πŸ™‚



As lock downs and regulations start to ease in many countries, people will want to start socialising again and that includes the kinksters of this world. But any body with at least half a brain is going to want to do this safely and mouth and nose masks are going to be a part of the near future. Here is someone getting ready for the good times to resume by finding fun ways to accessorize a basic, black safety mask.

Getting Ready For That First Meet In The New Normal

But wait a minute! What if Mistress turns up for that party and has forgotten her mask?

No Problem Her Submissive Has One She Can Use

But what if the submissive is a girl?

Still Not A Problem

I have a feeling that many subs and bottoms might end up going “Commando” to some meet ups πŸ™‚

You could always try to outsmart the virus by disguising yourself as one though πŸ™‚

It amazes me that the last video was posted nearly five years ago. That guy must have the best crystal ball ever.



I’m not sure which country this comes from, as my knowledge of East Asian languages is non existent. It seems to be from some sort of reality or challenge TV program but it has spanking and a lot of laughs, enjoy.

Double Spanking Stick Survivors

And just for fun. Some advice to the British on how to help save lives πŸ™‚

Britons, Your Country Needs You To Do………



One For The Bucket List

I like to try new spanking implements but I never even thought about trying this one. It might require a post spanking shower though πŸ™‚

This image came from


I have decided that I will, from time to time, post a little update about the present situation in Belgium concerning myself and COVID 19. Normal posting will continue and I will tack these updates to the bottom of the post, to make it easy to just skip them, if you are not interested. If there are major changes here I will do a big post about them.

My Life And COVID 19 In Belgium – As Of The 22nd Of March 2020

I will put some relevant links both to this blog, another blog and English language news sources for Belgium at the end of this post.

1 – Work – My employers have decided that it is not viable to have all concerned reporting to the same depot at this time and have reduced the work force to a maximum of 9 on any one day. A rota has been drawn up and my working week has been reduced to 2 days, next week.

2 – Volunteering – I think that it is important that everyone is prepared to do their bit during this crisis. Thus I have asked for my name to be put on a list of volunteers to help set up an emergency triage centre for the local area. Major population areas have been given priority for these facilities, so I do not know when work will start on this in our little borough but I am happy to lend a hand when it does.

3- Shopping – I’m not sure if it is because of the restricted access to essential shops or because people have stopped panicking but on a visit to one of my local supermarkets yesterday, I found that most things had been sufficiently restocked and you can now get almost all the food and household items that you need (even toilet paper). I HAVE JELLY BEANS YAY!

4 – I need a spanking – Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have not been spanked since last June. Two plans to get spanked last weekend both fell through because of the situation here and it looks like I’ll have to wait a while for a butt roasting. I feel so pain slutty right now 😦

5 – Lists – I am developing a strange compulsion to write everything down in lists.

6 – This is not a lock down – Despite repeated reports in the international news media and although the regulations are strict here, Belgium is not in a full lock down. There will now be a video from Spain, to show everyone what full lock down looks like.

Lock Down In Spain

I have been following this couples vlogs as they and their two dogs and a nearly thirty year old campervan, have travelled around Europe, for about two years now. Unfortunately they have had to retreat to their apartment in Spain. This is their video about the lock down there.

Their travels to the Arctic circle last year and to central Europe the year before are well worth watching. If you want you can have a dig through their video archive through


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Keep your peckers up everyone and keep washing your hands