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A spankee must always consider the comfort of their spanker. A spanker on an inadequate perch might lose focus on the job of making us spankees feel most uncomfortable, in the rear area ๐Ÿ™‚ So here are a few suggestions on ensuring your spanker is not anguished whilst carrying out their duty.

A well upholstered arm chair is always a safe bet

If nothing else is available offer yourself as a convenient resting place

If your spanker wants to use a new piece of furniture or position, ask them to try it out before committing themselves to a possibly cramp inducing spanking

A bed is always a good, soft place to sit and if the spanker gets all tuckered out from spanking you, they can always just lie back and take a rest

And finally, if you are both in bed already, there is absolutely no reason why either of you should get cold tootsies

That concludes this short guide to providing your spanker with suitable seating



How To Practice Caning Before Doing It For Real

Being caned can be wonderful, when it is done properly. It can be dangerous when done badly. This is a very basic video but it is a good beginners guide to using a cane. With useful tips on developing accuracy before having a go with a real live submissive.



On Friday I Posted This Photograph

Because I thought it was funny to see what happened to a woman’s breasts during a naked skydive. That was naughty of me but the image turned out to be popular. Having taken the mickey out of the girls it only seemed right to find out what happened to a boy’s bits in the same situation and I found the following……

I’m sorry but I found these far too funny not to share

First, boy bits in free fall

And a girl’s other bits plummeting to earth

It is terrible of me but I found these so funny that I could not resist posting them, once I had stopped laughing. I think that next time that I get spanked, I will have to ask that the proceedings start with a proper punishment caning, for this terribly tasteless post that I have inflicted on you poor readers. Straight to bare, a ‘no warm up’ hard caning, with the largest and most painful cane available. Please leave your opinion in the comment box on how many strokes of the cane I should receive?

Yours, very apologetically



OK, this blog is in danger of becoming too serious, it is time to have a little fun. From the amount of spankees in the world it is obvious that the spankee gene is attached to the survivor gene. Spankees have survived everything from the ice age to world wars, so how can being a spankee help us survive a plane crash?

Number 1/ Please keep your seat belt fastened at all times

BDSM subs may have the jump on us on this one, enjoying bondage more but you would be hard pushed to find a spankee that does not go in for the odd tie down. So rather than being in too much of a hurry to unbuckle, the average spankee will be enjoying that constrained feeling and will keep their belt on for as long as necessary.

Number 2 Assume the (crash) position

with the average crashing jet liner going from about 300 kilometres per hour (200mph) to 0 in about four seconds, being in the right position on impact can mean the difference between life and death. Your vanilla passenger might find it difficult to stay in the right place whilst hurtling back to earth ,whereas your spankee is used to maintaining difficult positions in stressful situations.

Number 3/ Doing the bratty dodge

Most air crash victims survive the initial impact but become fatalities by not being able to get out of the plane fast enough or not getting far enough away from the plane after exiting it. Years of dodging grabbing tops, shooting through small gaps and generally finding that elusive exit route to a study door, will have equipped your natural brat with the skills to get out of and away from that burning plane with a good head start on all the poor vanilla passengers.

Number 4/ Save me and you can spank me

This one will probably work better for the female spankees than for male (damn! the girly subs grass is always greener) but it might be worth a try even for the boys. Shout this out while bobbing up and down in the water or trapped under a piece of wreckage.Even a vanilla rescuer might be swayed by the thought of having a pert bottom staring up at them from their lap, to give the spankee priority over other victims on the โ€œwho to rescue firstโ€ list.

Number 5/ Listen to the pre flight instructions OR ELSE!

Many air crash fatalities are caused by passengers not remembering the proper crash position, where the exits are or lots of other things that they are told in the pre flight instructions. So while all the vanilla passengers are picking their noses and worrying how their fold down tray works, during this little lecture, pretend you are in class, sit up straight, listen to every detail, assume that you are going to be asked very probing questions about what you are being told and that a stout caning is going to happen if you cannot answer these questions. That way you will be far better informed than the doomed vanilla, in the seat in front of you.

Personally, I wonder if there is any good survival advice for all the tops and dom(me)s out there?

Note About This Post

This post is actually an enhanced repost. I stumbled upon it whilst looking for something different. It comes from March the 10th 2010 and I cannot remember writing or posting it, so it seemed like something new to my eyes, that gave me a bit of a giggle. So I decided to repost the mainly written post of the me from ten years ago and add some images as the more photograph based blogger that I am now. So this post is the Frankenstein’s monster post that is either the best or the worst of the two me’s from ten years apart.

Enjoy your flight ๐Ÿ™‚



As lock downs and regulations start to ease in many countries, people will want to start socialising again and that includes the kinksters of this world. But any body with at least half a brain is going to want to do this safely and mouth and nose masks are going to be a part of the near future. Here is someone getting ready for the good times to resume by finding fun ways to accessorize a basic, black safety mask.

Getting Ready For That First Meet In The New Normal

But wait a minute! What if Mistress turns up for that party and has forgotten her mask?

No Problem Her Submissive Has One She Can Use

But what if the submissive is a girl?

Still Not A Problem

I have a feeling that many subs and bottoms might end up going “Commando” to some meet ups ๐Ÿ™‚

You could always try to outsmart the virus by disguising yourself as one though ๐Ÿ™‚

It amazes me that the last video was posted nearly five years ago. That guy must have the best crystal ball ever.



I’m not sure which country this comes from, as my knowledge of East Asian languages is non existent. It seems to be from some sort of reality or challenge TV program but it has spanking and a lot of laughs, enjoy.

Double Spanking Stick Survivors

And just for fun. Some advice to the British on how to help save lives ๐Ÿ™‚

Britons, Your Country Needs You To Do………