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BLOG CALENDAR – THE JANUARY PAGE – AND FOUR WHEELED SEX AID

The Blog Calendar For January

After the holiday revels, what happened at the office party, the profanity used in front of great aunt Maud, after a few too many sherries and a whole host of other Christmas and New Year Gaffs, what guy would not be better off for a bit of soul cleansing, by a disciplinarian? And that is what it looks like this guy is doing, so he can go into the start of the year with a clear conscience.

A Four Wheeled Sex Machine

This song is funny, but even more funny is the story behind the song. The artists explain what happened before they start singing. Let’s just say that you don’t need a Ferrari to turn a girl on. πŸ™‚

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE DECEMBER PAGE – AND SOME BAD ADVICE REVISITED

The Blog Calendar For December

Once more, the year has rolled around and it is time to get jolly again. And with the two years that we have had, some jolly would be jolly welcome. I got a bit tired of all those pictures of someone in a Santa suit spanking someone on the naughty list and thought that this illustration would be better for brightening up the Yuletide period. I wonder what his plans are, for that Champagne bottle? πŸ™‚

Bad Advice Revisited

I was looking through some archives of this blog and stumbled upon a post from 10 years ago, that I had totally forgotten about. Reading it tickled me pink, so I thought that I would let you viewers have another chance to have a look at it

The Bad Advice

An experienced older woman is telling a teenage lad how best to go and chat up a girl, that he does not know, in a pub (that’s a bar for you lot across the Atlantic) and tells him something along the line of β€œJust walk up to her, start talking and be totally honest.”. This had me in fits of laughter because I thought of the reaction of a lass, to myself at 18 or 19 being TOTALLY HONEST during a chat up attempt. The reaction?

She would have had an expression something like this

Because honest me would have been saying this……

β€œHi. I’ve been eying you up from over there and have found that the combination of the way that your face, bottom, legs and other physical attributes are so pleasing to me, they make me want to insert my erect penis into your vagina and/or any other bodily orifice that you possess and might be willing to make available for my use. So firstly, I would like to ascertain whether or not you already have a partner, or at least if that partner is capable of significantly causing me great physical harm. If you do not have such a partner, would you like to join me in partaking in the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point where 1/ you might be more willing to accept my advances on your person and 2/ I have built up enough Dutch courage to make such an advance on your good self.”

And I don’t think that many other 18 or 19-year-old lads would have been saying anything different, if they were being TOTALLY HONEST, that is πŸ™‚

All in all it is one of the worst bits of advice that I have ever heard handed out, unless the woman was deliberately trying to get the lad spanked

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE NOVEMBER PAGE – AND PROPOSED NEW REGULATIONS FOR SEX WORKERS IN BELGIUM

The Blog Calendar For November

In the Northern Hemisphere, the cold autumn winds are bringing the chill with them. What better source of heat, to warm your hands by, could there be than a pair of boy butts, glowing from their recent harsh caning. And so we have that for the coming month’s calendar

Proposed New Regulations For Sex Workers In Belgium

Why do I care about this?

Because professional Disciplinarians and Dommes, even if they do not offer sexual services, are generally regarded in this category of employment. Also, although I personally do not take advantage of sexual services, some professionals, whose attentions I employ, do also offer extra services that put them firmly in this category of this type of employment

The situation at the moment

At this time it is legal, for both a sex worker and a client to enter into a financial exchange for services. But this regulation also includes laws aimed at discouraging people trafficking and pimping, but these laws are too vague and can be applied to any third party “profiting” from the income of a sex worker. For example, a baker who sells bread to someone who made the money to buy the bread from offering sexual services. The situation with the pandemic also lead to many sex workers being unable to earn a living and without the right to support from the government that other categories of workers enjoyed. This has led to protests

The new proposals

It is planned to have legislation based on the New Zealand laws concerning this issue. With clearer definitions of bad third parties (people traffickers and pimps), who should be prosecuted for their practices. This should leave innocent third parties, like bakers, car sales agents, property owners who rent out property and a whole host of other people free from the fear of prosecution under the law, for excepting money from a sex worker for their goods or services

You can read about this in more detail through the following link

PROPOSED NEW REGULATIONS FOR SEX WORKERS IN BELGIUM

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE OCTOBER PAGE – AND GO FOR LAUNCH

October caught me by surprise and I am a little late posting this, but here it is. October can be a little grey sometimes, but grey is not always bad, as can be seen from the monochrome image for this month. And it is the month for a bit of downtime, before the silly season begins. So enjoy it

Ignite Ass And We Are good For Launch, Houston

Keep an eye out, for what happens to the pillow in this GIF

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE SEPTEMBER PAGE – AND SOME END OF SUMMER FUNNIES

The Blog Calendar For September

The end of August approaches and it is almost time to turn another page on the blog calendar. For September, it looks like someone is getting his comeuppance for all the jolly japes that he pulled over the long summer break. I do hope that he enjoyed both πŸ™‚

Some Soggy Fails

I hope that you all had, or are looking forward to, better summer weather than we got in Belgium. It would have been nice to be able to get out on the water, but not in the way that these folks did πŸ™‚

Smile for the camera

Pay attention now

Hold my beer and watch this

Didn’t spill a drop

That last one might have been more of an amazing win, rather than a fail

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE AUGUST PAGE – AND REMEMBER SAFETY FIRST, WHEN YOU GO MURDERING AND PILLAGING

The Blog Calendar For August

The year rolls on and soon it will be August. Life seems very complicated right now and so a nice simple, OTK, hand spanking helps calm the tortured mind. I hope you all have a happy August

When Murdering And Pillaging, Do It Safely

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