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SPANKEDHORTIC – The Last Goodbyeeee



The blog SPANKEDHORTIC II was mostly a general entertainment spanking blog, that also hopefully gave it’s visitors a bit of a laugh sometimes. It was started when A Whip was planted in the internet woods back in July of 2007 and it’s end date was announced in this post last month. It had two contributors, Prefectdt and his fictitious Head Mistress, Dr Rosy Malford. As of the 9th of March 2014 posting has ceased on this blog and it is time to wish it farewell.


Note – The pictures used in the rest of this post have absolutely no relevance to the post, they have just sat on the hard drive for some time, I like them and it is the last chance to use them 🙂

Why am I ending this blog?


Last year my blood condition jumped up and bit me in the ass again. This time by dropping a Thrombosis in my right eye. After successful treatment the sight in my eye has been saved but the thrombosis broke the retina and that has healed but has left a scar on the retina. This has effected my right eye and when I spend too much time staring at an LCD screen (as in a computer screen or flat screen TV) I tend to get white outs and must go away from the screen for some time to recover. This has made it difficult to blog. I have been struggling on hoping that the situation might improve but the last visit to the eye specialist left me knowing that this was as good as things are ever going to get.


I have never made any money or any other type of profit from this blog and I hope that it was fun for people to visit here but I decided that was a two way thing and it had to be fun for me to post here. Struggling to find the extra time to put posts together and not being able to visit or interact with other blogs, as much as I would like to, means that it is not fun to post any more and sometimes I have even sat in front of the computer dreading the idea of posting. So it has come time to end posting on this blog.

Advice for new bloggers


When I first started blogging, six and a half years ago, many established bloggers gave advice on starting a blog, much of which was outdated even after only six or seven months. Many of the things that got this blog off the ground would not work now, so go with the flow and see how things work for you in the time that you start blogging. I would only give advice on things that I have found not to have changed over the last six and a bit years, readers like pictures (even non kinky ones), readers like links and remember it is your blog and you have to do it your way.

The end of the ride


The last six and a half years has been a fun ride, with some downs but mostly ups. I enjoyed producing this blog and I hope that you enjoyed visiting here. I am going to leave the blog open and public, for as long as I can, so please feel free to peruse the archives and if anyone wants to use any of the posting ideas from this blog or wants to come up with their own version of post ideas, that I have used, please feel free to do so.

Thank you for visiting and…



A New Book – Upcoming Events – Thank You – And The Jewel In The Banjo


Hanlett, Princess of Dayn Marque


This is a new book by Devlin O’Neill, you can read about it in this post New Book! “Hanlett, Princess of Dayn Marque” or get it here Hanlett, Princess of Dayn Marque eBook.

Eroticon 2014


Eroticon 2014 is an event for erotic writers and bloggers taking place next weekend in the UK. Thanks to Pandora Blake for telling us about this in this post Eroticon 2014 and other stories.

Feminist Porn Awards 2014


For those of you lucky enough to be in Toronto, Canada on the 3rd and 4th of April the 9th Feminist Porn Awards will be making presentations. Thanks to Melon Farmers for telling us about this in this article Diary: Upcoming events.

Thank you Chross


I would just like to thank Chross for linking this week’s tftd in his Spankings of the Week.

The Jewel In The Banjo

I’m sure that you all remember the Duelling Banjos scene from the film Deliverance. Well one of my favourite musical comedians, Bill Bailey, came up with an alternative twist on this.


The Time Has Come – In With The New Home(s) – Producer Fined – And Go Cheerleader


The time has come to end this blog


Due to circumstances that I will explain in the final post, this blog will have it’s last post on the 9th of March 2014 and will close. Why that date? I am not a Christian but the first Sunday of Lent did seem appropriate. Why am I telling you now? Well I originally decided to end this blog in November 2013 but I kept deciding to do one more week and then another and then it was nearly Christmas and then I would wait for the New Year and… You get the picture. So I am setting a firm date and that will be the end. I will miss it. Mostly normal posting will continue until then.

Bonnie’s list has a new home(s)


Both Hermione’s Heart and Blossom and Thorn seem to have taken on the blog midwifery roll that My Bottom Smarts used to fill, ushering new Spanking and BDSM blogs into our little world. They did it in these posts, In with the New – Canadian Edition and In with the New: Initial Blossom and Thorn Edition. I’m not sure if they will both continue with this or just one blog will but it is good to see this worthwhile service continue.

Post update : I have been informed that the new permanent home of In With The New will be at Blossom and Thorn gets fined


The BDSM porn producer has been fined $78000 mostly for allowing it’s performers to choose not to use condoms. You can read more about this here US Sex Sells News: 2014: Jan-March and thanks to Melon Farmers International for telling us about this.

If this is what the cheerleader can do

Then how good is the team?


If you like these images or any others in this blog, you can vote for them for the monthly, Top Of The Click Pops by clicking or right clicking on them. The top five are posted at or near the beginning of every month, for the previous months result.

A New Blog – 50 Shades News – Dana Kane’s News – And Church Would Be More Fun If…


Her Majesty’s Plaything

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Her Majesty’s Plaything is a written and well illustrated blog focusing on F/m BDSM play. It will be added to the second roll.

How the animals are helped


Dana Kane has announced the amount raised, for our furry friends, in her appeal and how it is to be donated. You can read more in this post Give Til it Hurts Raffle #1 Winner.

50 Shades news


Blossom and Thorn did a post on the (hopefully better than the book) film of 50 Shades Of Grey, that includes the launch date and a promo clip. You can read more in this post Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Poster.

Church would be more fun if…

Rowan Atkinson was a Vicar.


If you like these images or any others in this blog, you can vote for them for the monthly, Top Of The Click Pops by clicking or right clicking on them. The top five are posted at or near the beginning of every month, for the previous months result.

A New Tumblr Blog – An Interview – Female Friendly porn – And How Dirty Is Your Mind


Snowflake roasting service


Snowflake roasting service is an excellent photo and written blog from a spanking and exhibitionist couple, who I think live in The Netherlands. This blog will be added to the Tumblr blog roll.

Danielle Hunt interview


Tim The Tum interviewed Ms Hunt on his blog Tim the Tum – A spanking good time. I was very impressed by this interview and can highly recommend it. You can go directly to the post through this link Inside the mind of Danielle Hunt – superstar spanking interview time .

Porn for the female gaze


Pandora Blake was asked by FHM magazine to help with and article about porn for the female gaze. You can read about it in this post Women watching porn or get the article from FHM via a purchase here Spoiler alert! What’s inside the brand new FHM.

Just how dirty is your mind?

Well to find out listen to this song and see if it is a pleasant little ditty or you think you should hear other words 🙂


If you like these images or any others in this blog, you can vote for them for the monthly, Top Of The Click Pops by clicking or right clicking on them. The top five are posted at or near the beginning of every month, for the previous months result.

Blog Merit Certificate – New Books – Site Redesign – And You Said What?


Blog merit certificate for Blossom and Thorn


With My Bottom Smarts being removed from the top blog roll, there is place for another blog in that list (that list is limited by how many blogs I can check out over my morning coffee). Dr Malford (my fictitious Head Mistress) has studied my blog reading habits from the second list and decided that Blossom and Thorn is the blog that I check out most, on that list and has issued it a certificate and ordered that it be moved to the top list.


Blossom and Thorn is a nice interesting, mixed blog that is updated regularly.

Two new books


Mostly True Stories is a book from Dana Kane you can read about it in this post New eBook! Mostly True Stories : Adventures in Discipline.


No smoking is from Devlin O’Neill and is featured in this post “No Smoking” – A New Story Book.

Website redesign


Thanks to Cherry Red Report for telling us about this in this post Shadow Lane Totally Redesigns Website–and It Rocks. The Shadow Lane website has been redesigned, normally I do not report on this kind of thing but I checked this out and although I was not wowed by the new look of the site, I did find myself having a little better look around than I usually do for this kind of site and considering joining. Producers might want to take a little look at this subtly successful design and learn from it.

Dialectic differences

This is a very funny call line conversation sketch and as Scotland is voting on independence, this year, it seems appropriate to post it.


If you like these images or any others in this blog, you can vote for them for the monthly, Top Of The Click Pops by clicking or right clicking on them. The top five are posted at or near the beginning of every month, for the previous months result.