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Emma Bishop Is Back

One time spanking video performer Emma bishop has come out of public spanking retirement and is making videos again. she also has a website and has returned to blogging. links below. I will be adding her blog on the BLOG AND VLOG ROLL PAGE. Ms Bishop once, kindly contributed to a posting series, that I used to run on this blog, called KINKY ISLAND DISCS. I thought to celebrate her return I would repost her contribution after the links to her website and blog.



Kinky Island Discs – Emma Bishop

A repost from January 2008

Welcome to Kinky Island Discs, where kinky bloggers and celebrities are cast away on a desert island with nothing to comfort them in their isolation except for some DVDs and a few other luxury items.

This week newly returned to both the modelling and blogging our castaway is –


Ms Bishop lives in Birmingham in the UK. She has been a spanking model since 2006 and did own the well trafficked website “The Trouble With Emma”and has produced and appeared in her own series of spanking videos. Ms Bishop was one of the spanking celebrities that took part in the Race For Life charity run with the Bums On The Run team in 2007, to raise money for Cancer Research. After taking a break from the commercial side of the scene Emma Bishop is now ending her hiatus. Ms Bishop informs me that her ambitions for 2008 are to appear in more spanking videos and attend parties.

Ms Bishop has re started her blog “The Unsecret Diaries Of Emma Bishop” where she mixes news from her own life and life history with debate and musings. To find out more about Ms Bishop I can think of no better place to go.

Disaster Strikes

Whilst on a single handed boat trip across the Pacific Ocean, Ms Bishops boat breaks down and her radio stops working, leaving her drifting for days. Disaster strikes and her boat begins to sink, luckily there is a desert island close enough for her to reach in her life boat but nobody knows where she is and she is likely to be stranded there for years, before she is rescued. Knowing that she was in trouble Ms Bishop stocked her life boat with all the survival gear that she could think of. But at the last minute Emma realizes that she has put nothing in the life boat for entertainment or luxury, with the water lapping around her ankles she manages to grab a solar powered DVD player, five kinky DVDs, a vanilla DVD, a single music track, a book a kinky toy and one vanilla luxury item.

To see what she chose and why I hand you over to the castaway herself – Emma Bishop

Five Kinky DVDs

Disc one – First Day OF Term Part One

I always yearned to be an actress and model since I was little and first saw this about five years ago when I was just getting into the public spanking scene. It convinced me it was my destiny to become a spanking model. The fact that this movie was also to do with my kink was synergy in heaven 🙂 Not being stick thin or beautiful but having some compliments suggesting my best asset was my bottom, it gave me a way into treading the boards and a catwalk of sorts! The storyline, the atmosphere, the hook lines (“One thing I do know Ellis, you won’t be sitting down for supper tonight”) the setting and the most realistic (Roue).OTK spanking I have ever seen (Alan Bell and Lucy Palmer) has never been bettered for me. I got it to keep two years ago for Xmas from a dear friend and it’s deffo coming along with me 🙂

Disc two – Before Bedtime (Girls Boarding School)

This is a down loadable video from Girls Boarding School that I subscribed to once. It features this dark haired girl (Emma) being woken from her bed for the second part of her daily discipline. Having already been caned she is spanked soundly over the knee and I can’t see much acting there, just realism, love it!

Disc three – Phoning Home (Red Stripe)

I think the best Domme I have ever seen is Miss Brown and although I haven’t worked with or been spanked by many females I would love the chance to be standing before her in my school uniform! She is stern, fluent, thorough and completely ignores tears and protests until she is happy the girls get their desserts. The reactions of the Asian girl are obviously real and the tawse is so expertly given it had me holding my own bottom the first time I saw it.

Disc four – Linda’s Homework (Girls Boarding School)

Another one showing Tom from Girls Boarding school expertly at work. I do love the man, he’s the best! I used to be afraid of the belt as a child having been threatened with it, so any mention of it in my spanking activity always brought a “no-no” from me. When I saw this, about three years ago I think, it changed my mind. I saw how it was able to cover and redden the whole bottom and found it erotic and loved the sound of the leather, so it was on my list from then on as a new experience. I have since had it a few times now and because I think of it as just another strap (so that I don’t fear the word “belt” as I used to) it is further up my list of preferences. Brilliant realism again, apart from a soppy musical intro.

Disc five – An Ad In The Times (Red Stripe)

The legendary Ivor Gold (so I’m told) and I wish I had the chance to work with him. I saw this about a year ago and love the idea of being sent to someone else for discipline by my partner Dom etc. Mr Gold is fantastic, adding humour to the lecture but it still sent butterflies to my tummy when he sticks to his guns and carries out a perfect spanking and caning. I am not sure if there is something about the older movies or the graininess but I think they come across less scripted and contrived than many today, and that’s what I aspire to in my own roles. I prefer a loose story line and so that the rest can be put to my own thoughts and personality which is how I saw the cast of this movie doing well.

Vanilla DVD

In Her Shoes – I am a massive Cameron Diaz fan and have seen this about 10 times so far and am not bored with it. I can so relate to her character Maggie and how she changes to appreciate the other side of life. I still cry at the bit where she has to overcome dyslexia to read the fantastic poem by E.E. Cummings that you can see a clip of here. “Here is the root of the root… and the bud of the bud… and the sky of the sky of a tree called life… which grows higher than the soul can hope… or mind can hide. It is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.”

Sob, sob..but a fantastic movie (sorry guys it’s a “chick flick”, so get over it.

A Music Track

The Voice Within by Christine Aguilera. My reason for choosing this would be understood by anyone who knows me well. It helped me get through a difficult time and gave me the strength to carry on. I had tears, pain and joy all rolled into one during this period. but this song was always the one I leaned on to pull me through. Now I can play it and feel happier. These are the lines I will never forget in the song:

“Young girl don’t cry
I’ll be right here when your world starts to fall
Young girl it’s all right
Your tears will dry, you’ll soon be free to fly”

“When there’s no one else, look inside yourself
Like your oldest friend just trust the voice within
Then you’ll find the strength that will guide your way
You’ll learn to trust the voice within”

A Book

Tess Of The Durbervilles by Thomas Hardy. I have only ever read about five books in my entire life because I am too hyper and can’t relax long enough, preferring the movie usually. I was given this to read by a strict “Uncle” friend of mine and had to read it as homework, or else. I actually lived it and cried at the end when Tess goes to the gallows for a love lost. I think I may have been her or someone like her in another life because I had an eerie cold shiver when I read it and recognised the places described in the landscape before finishing the text.

A Spanking Implement

10 hole drilled wooden paddle. In the absence of a strong hand to spank me on the island this would cover the area well and it stings like a hard spanking. oooh!! Unless of coarse It’s a punishment discipline in which case, it is lethal and sore for a few days!

A Vanilla Luxury Item

My Archos MP4 Player. It has my music. Move and music clips collection on it and as music is my first love, I would want it to be my last if I did not survive the cannibals!

Is there anything else you would like to add ?

Thanks so much for inviting me to join in, I am truly flattered and wowed! I don’t do desert islands because I can’t swim lol, but if I did, I would hope to be on one with Spankedhortic 🙂 …sorry, is that too much sucking up? (hee hee).
Thanks xx

Suck up as much as you like Ms Bishop. On behalf of myself and the readers of Spankedhortic I would like to thank Ms Bishop for her participation and hope that she will soon be rescued and returned to the Heart of England to continue with her modelling.

I hope you all enjoyed that repost.



All Things Spanking

Before I get on with this post I would just like to ask if anyone knows what happened to All Things Spanking. All seemed to be well with this blog, when I took off for the winter break but when I returned this blog just seemed to have disappeared, without trace. Any information is welcome.

Hog Tie Challenge Bad and Good

I did have a five year break from internet kink, so please excuse me if everyone has already posted this to death. I have come across some videos, mostly from vanilla channels, trying what is called the “Hogtie Challenge” on YouTube. It seems to revolve around someone being hogtied and then having to release themselves in a certain amount of time. Now, I am no BDSM rigger but I do know a lot about ropes and knots from vanilla life, both for work and hobbies. And I just thought I would post a bad and good example (IMHO) of trying a little first time bondage.

The Bad Example

This one comes from the vlog a couple who do loads of different and mostly vanilla posts.

My biggest beef with this is the use of shoelaces. These are almost guaranteed to cause pain and minor injuries. I think that this couple should have spent half an hour Googling first timer good bondage practices before they attempted this.

The Good Example

This is from the channel of someone who I believe does mostly make-up videos.

The use of scarves instead of rope does seem a good idea for the inexperience, any riggers out there know better than that please tell us about it. And the guy doing the tying at leasts seems to have gotten the hang of a simple granny knot. I get the feeling that a little research can make life a lot simpler and safer.

Play Safe



Two Blogs Looking At The Big “F”

I am adding two blogs to the



This is a mostly picture based blog but it does have some interesting articles, especially some great interview posts. It shows male and female recipients but always Women Topping.


This is a mostly image based blog with some short writing but again featuring the delights of women with a strong, accurate arm and a no nonsense attitude.

A DIY Christmas Present Idea

If you are a bit strapped for cash this year but still want to get that single guy in your circle something that he would appreciate, for a present, then you could try making him the toy featured in this video.

I’m tempted to make myself one. Just for curiosity and a laugh 😉



Adding some blogs

before I tell you which blogs I will say that all the blogs except one are being added to the

Blog And Vlog Roll Page

and not the blog rolls on the right of this blog. The reason for this is that I check out the lists on the right almost daily and so keep these lists to a reasonable length. But there are a lot of blogs I recommend but simply do not have time to visit every day or so, especially story blogs that I just wish I had more time to read. These blogs will still be listed on the smart phone friendly page linked above.

Blogs Being Added

Enzo’s Everyday Spanking Annals

Collected Submissions

O&P Spanking Stories

This last blog is an old favourite returning. But as it has a tendency to go through a spate of postings and then go silent for months at a time, it will also be added to the Archive Blogs Worth Checking Out list, on the right of this blog.

The Little Red Schoolhouse

Hope you all pop in to enjoy these blogs

Fort De La Creche

During my short visit to Boulogne Sur Mer I visited the coastal defence site of La Fort De La Creche. It is a gun emplacement site that was used from the Napoleonic era right up until 1944 in World War II and as a history buff was very interesting to me. It is run and is being restored by a group of friendly volunteers and costs 4 Euros to enter. It is not open every day, so it is best to check it out on the internet before visiting.

The site has been at peace since September 1944, when it was liberated by Canadian troops.



It is Sunday as I write this and I have not long returned from a short but enjoyable break away at the French coast. The down side of that is that I have not had chance to prepare much for Monday’s post but that is the way that the cookie crumbles sometimes.


Hermione announced in this post Save the Date! that soon it will be time for the annual Love Our Lurkers posting I hope everyone will join in.

Those links again in big for anyone wanting to use them on a smart phone


Save the Date!

Taking a blog off the roll

I am afraid that it looks like Old Fashioned Girl Spanking is not going to return or at least not at the blog’s old address. So this blog will be removed from the roll. If anyone hears of Veronica posting at another address please do tell, she has been blogging for a long time. It is a shame that a whole blog just disappears like that.

Some Photos From My Trip

I have just come back from a short break at Boulogne-sur-Mer and I thought that I would share some photos of this trip over a few posts. These photos are mostly of some cliff top ramblings. Please be aware that the weather was not the best for landscape photography, it is late October – early November after all.

the cliff top path
looking towards Boulogne
The break water
Looking towards Wimereux
Can you spot The Little Devil at the cliff top campsite?
And a Mural on the side of a house, on the road to the town.

The links in big for smart phone viewers





Note – Although the normal posting schedule for this blog will be maintained, I am going away on a mini break this week and will not be in a position to reply to any comments until my return.

The Blog Calendar – The November Page

I saw this image at DEVLIN O’NEILL’S WEB LOG and just loved the way that the spankee is looking back at the spanker. So here it is for November. I have found a way to make images on this blog clickable, so if you want to see this full sized, you can.

Some Blog Stuff

The Header

The more attentive of you may have noticed that the header of this blog now declares it to be phone friendly and that if you tap the menu it will take you to some easily usable links. This is because I have found the smart phone version of this blog easily readable but the other resources that it has to offer where not easy to tap on, in the small screen version. Hopefully this issue is now resolved.

The Blog Roll Page

The blog and vlog roll, from the right side of this blog, is now available on a separate page. The links of this page have been enlarged to make them easy to tap on when viewing this blog on a smart phone. I will start adding more blogs to this page from next week.

The Kinky Resource Sites And Campaigners Pages

These two pages have had the dead and compromised links removed from them and the remaining links have been enlarged to make them easier to tap on from a smart phone.

Two Pages Removed

The Vanilla Images and the Non Spanking And BDSM Sites pages have now been removed from this blog.

It has been a surprising amount of work to make these changes over the weekend. I hope that it makes it easier for the readers here to follow this blog from a smart phone, if that is the choice that you want to make.