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COVID 19 Belgium – Situation Dire And Getting Worse

Belgium is a land of just over 11 million souls. As I write this, on Saturday 24th of October, the average daily new infection rate for the disease is over 10 thousand people a day. This means that 1 percent of the population is being infected in less than a 2 week period. You can read more about this in…


Average daily infection rates are expected to breach 20 thousand before the end of next week. You can read about this in…


One week ago, the new government imposed new measures to help curtail the spread of the virus. These included a return to home working for those that can, closing all bars and restaurants, imposing a curfew from midnight until 5am, banning the sale of alcohol after 8 pm and limiting everyone to having one close contact outside of their household.

As of 24th of October further measures have been imposed nationwide. These include professional sports games can still take place, but without an audience, amateur games for everyone over 18-years-old will be prohibited, games for youth up to 18 are also still allowed but only one person per family can attend, a maximum of 20% of students is allowed to be present in an auditorium or classroom and no more than 200 people are allowed at the same time in theatres, cinemas and concert halls. You can read more about this in…


Even stricter measures are being enforced in Brussels and Wallonia. You can see more through the following two links.



If anyone has friends or family in Belgium and they want to have an idea of how things are going where they live, you can follow the link below, scroll down the page, type in the name of their municipality and that will give you a figure for how many people have tested positive for the disease in that area over the last two weeks.


Personally, I am still in good health but am feeling very weary of all this. It feels like the virus is doing to Belgium what is happening in this GIF.

Everybody stay safe and do the best to protect yourselves and those around you



There is some information in this post that may be of interest to those working in medical facilities around the world. Otherwise their will be no interesting images or anything like that in this post, it is just about some of the events and situations in Belgium, at this time.

CT Scanners Being Used To Test For COVID 19

I’m not sure if it is because this is already old news to everyone around the world or just because Belgium is, as usual, being ignored but I have not seen any news of this happening in any other country. But Universitair Ziekenhuis Brussel (University Hospital Brussels or UZ Brussel) have successfully been using CT scanners as testing facilities to detect COVID 19 in people who have not yet shown symptoms of the virus. I hope that this information is of some use to someone somewhere in the world. Here is a link to the news article that informed me of this.


Bad Numbers For Belgium

Things are starting to seem very serious here (thus no kinky photos in this post) in Belgium. As of last Sunday, 29th of March 2020, Belgium became the country with the third most deaths from COVID 19 per head of population, in the world. The numbers at that time where 71 deaths per 1 million of the population, surpassed only by Spain and Italy. The total population of Belgium is just short of eleven and a half million. It is sadly obvious that that number will be larger as I write and publish this post. I hope that I will not post any more statistics on this blog, as I do not want it to become a regular update of the “Butchers Bill” but I feel that it is important that this land is not overlooked at this time.

Proposed New Date For Restrictions In Belgium

The restrictions in Belgium as outlined in the links to the following two posts



That are currently in place until 19th April 2020 are likely to be extended until 3rd May 2020. I will post more information on that when it becomes available.

Intensive Care Unit (ICU) Capacity Belgium

In Limburg, the hardest hit province in Belgium, some Hospitals have exceeded their capacity for patients in need of ICU treatment and have had to transfer patients to other Hospitals. Brussels Hospitals are also reported to be approaching capacity for ICU beds and may have to start transferring patients. However as a whole, as stated by news reports on Tuesday 30th March, Belgium was only using 47 percent of it’s ICU beds and capacity is still available on a national scale.


I still feel in good health and am not showing any symptoms at this time.

My employer, a local authority, has returned myself and my work colleagues to full time work. I would approve of this IF we where being re directed to work that might help with the present situation but we have not been. Instead we are continuing with our normal work, where we are at risk of spreading any viral infection that we might be exposed to from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, as we work at multiple locations every week. I am not happy about this, as it is particularly stupid and a bad indication of the competence of our local political leaders.

Thank you

I would like to express my heart felt thanks to all those medical professionals, volunteers and all those workers that keep the wheels of society turning and supplies getting to where they need to be, at this difficult time. Both here in Belgium and in the World as a whole.

And keep washing your hands


A Spanko On The Move – Travel Warning – Janus Focus – And MMMM! Bacon

maamyesmaam  has moved

Thanks to RedRump and All Things Spanking for news about this. Due to another Google Blogger pogrom maamyesmaam’s original blog was deleted but is back in action on WordPress. the new address of this blog is

Travel warning for kinksters in Belgium

On Monday 30th of January there is a Belgium wide strike (in which I am taking part). It looks likely that most if not all of the rail network will be closed down and there will be increased road traffic. There will be a large protest in Brussels, which hopefully will be peaceful and not a stone throwing riot (with inflation as it is, stones are getting too expensive to throw away), but travel in and around Brussels will probably be very difficult. If you get caught in a jam there is a suggestion of how to pass the time in the illustration above.

Janus focus

It is a bit of a slow news week and I do like to have at least three items in the Roundup, so I thought that I would point to a couple of interesting posts that have been made about Janus, this week. The first is from MarQe ‘s Study and can be clicked to from here Roy Tersley; Janus Interview. The second is from Cherry Red Report and can be seen here Cherry Red Exclusive: The Top 10 Most Popular Janus Spanking Magazine Issues.

Bacon lube

The perfect thing for a morning glory. Thanks to Laci Green | A sex positive web space for finding this.


>A Spankable Record Label From Belgium


I was pleasantly surprised to find a record label called “Spank Me More Records“, it was doubly delightful to find out that this producer is based in Belgium. Brussels to be precise. I just had to share this info with everyone. I wonder if they would be interested in signing up Hot Fuzz.
And I just love their logo

And just to prove that this is a real record label here is a clip of one of their artists, performing a song that I found rather pleasing.

Figure Out

Le Double – “Figure Out” (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO w/ SOUND) from Samuel De Smedt on Vimeo.

I would just like to state that I am not being paid or rewarded, in any way, for posting about this company and it’s artists. This post is just for fun.


>Some Images From Belgium

>I do my best to bring some news, views and local kinky culture from Flanders and Belgium in general, a few images have been stacking up in my folders, so why not post them, right!

No it doesn’t mean that

When I saw this poster, for a one man show, I thought that I had found another Dutch word for spank but when it was investigated it was found to mean “Backbiting”. The design seems to suggest otherwise though.

Pornographic tree slice

One of my workmates was making some tree slices for a display, for a school, count the rings, see how different types of trees look on the inside etc. Perhaps it’s just my twisted imagination but this slice seemed to have a “crotch shot” quality to it. Is there a market for tree slice porn?

A shop in Antwerp

Doing a little urban trekking around Antwerp a few weeks ago I came across this shop selling edible erotica and other kinky novelties.

If you want to visit it it is on a street called Oever (just that, not Oever straat or anything) not far from the historical center of Antwerp (near the cathedral)

Don’t get thrown out of this restaurant

Pretty vanilla, unless you get your kicks from eating at great heights, a friend sent me these pics a couple of weeks ago about an eating experience that is available in Brussels. Sometimes they have a piano and pianist dangling from a cradle underneath this as well, for those that like music while they eat and dangle.

Enjoy, Prefectdt

>A sort Of Vanilla Post With A Kinky Element


The European Motor show Brussels

With a bit of luck I will be buying a new car this year, so myself and a couple of mates went to the motor show in Brussels today. Whilst browsing around the “practical” cars that we could afford of course we had a smooch around some other stuff too.

Fantasy cars

Yes you would like to have them but at the end of the day they usually cost more than your house is worth.

Fun stuff

This old Fiat shell had been turned into a piece of art, a bit too big to have in the front room though.

The Ariel Atom

This is not a real car, it is more of an overpowered go-cart, that has been built so that it can be made road legal, a real rich boy’s toy. But I decided that, if I ever won the Lottery, that this is the car I would buy for summer fun. Why – well firstly when I saw this on TV it gave Jeremy Clarckson ( a British auto journalist and TV presenter) an ouch face, when he drove it and secondly because the lady below was helping to market this car.

Dressed in a Kinky Cop outfit, complete with truncheon, handcuffs and killer heels, this fine young lady was wandering the stand handing out leaflets. If real traffic Police women dressed like this, handing out swift on the spot justice to naughty drivers then you would find people like me speeding all the time.

The moral of this tale is a message to all car manufacturers – Kink sells cars.