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IN PRAISE OF PENCILS

Pencil Skirts That Is

There is just something so complimentary to the female form, about the way that these hip, thigh and bottom hugging garments fit to the wearer

Like most males that like to bend over and take some punishment, I do have sexual fantasies about spanking scenarios. And in these imagined interactions I very often find the spanker is wearing a pencil skirt.

But when actually playing, like most male bottoms and subs, I find that sexual activity is not something that I want at that time. Most find, as I do, that spanking makes any trouser excitement go away or not appear in the first place.

But even when sex is not in the mix, pencil skirts are an attire that exudes authority and control. They are just so neat and tidy and no nonsense.

So if imagining a sexy interaction with a fantasy Top.

Or actually bending over and receiving my just desserts in real life.

Pencil skirts always seem appropriate πŸ™‚

I wonder who first designed this wonderful garment?

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OH TO BE A GIRL

I would like to start by saying that I am not into transvestism or transsexualism in any way and I have got nothing against anyone who finds that either of those labels applies to them. But, in the little fantasy world inside my mind, I do often find my self wishing I was of the female persuasion, just for spanking play. It just seems to me that women have it better, as submissives.

Women Have Nicer Bottoms

At some point in most spanking play the undercrackers come down and it is time for the big reveal. But even in my younger and skinnier days I could not have shown someone a sight as glorious as that in the image above. Even guys who spend half their lives at the gym and are sporting buns of steel seldom look so physically artistic. It is just a fact that the female posterior has a greater potential to be hot hot hot.

It’s Easier For Women To Find Play Partners

I’m not saying that it is always easy for a submissive female to find the right play partner but any woman who is looking for a spanking will not find herself short of offers. In the F/m world you find far too many little m’s chasing after far too few big F’s. It’s just the way it is.

Women Are More Flexible Than Men

Or at least they are in their younger guises. I doubt that I could have ever sustained a pose like the one above for the length of time it takes to get a proper whooping. And I was physically pretty flexible for a guy, in my younger days.

Women Look Better In Clothes

Especially uniforms. The male shape is just not a right for things to fit where they should. No matter how careful I am putting a spanking play outfit together I know that it is never going to look as good on me as the equivalent outfit would look on a woman.

Women Won’t Get Labelled For Same Sex Play

A woman can be straight, lesbian or bisexual but no one would automatically conclude that she was any of these just because she was involved in spanking or being spanked by another woman. I do not usually involve sex as part of my spanking play and so have no problems with being spanked by a man, except that some people might label me as gay for doing so. I have nothing against the gay community in the same way as I have nothing against anyone from Spain but I do not want to have anyone presume that I am gay or Spanish, simply because I am neither of these.

I suspect that I am not the only male submissive who is a little jealous of our female counterparts. But perhaps it is just as the parody of the song sung by Petula Clark says

The other subs ass is always redder

That paddle hurts better from the other side

Oh the other subs ass is always redder

Some are lucky, some are not

You’ve gotta be thankful for what you got

Some of the images used in this post came from the blogs linked below

SPANKINGBLOGG

CONSENSUAL SPANKING

SPANKING BLOG

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OMG SHE HAS A BIG PUSSY REBOOT

I feel like one of the boys in a line outside of the Head Mistresses study. Hearing the distinctive swoosh of rattan cutting the air, as the line grows steadily shorter and it is closer to it being my turn to bend over that desk. Why? Because when I was away on vacation I did and saw nothing kink related and did not do my blog homework and have not prepared a post for my return from the holiday. But luckily I saw a couple of posts from other bloggers, SPANKED TO ORGASM from Heart and Soul and MOST POPULAR POST EVER ON THIS BLOG from Consensual Spanking, about the most popular posts that they have ever had on their blogs. So I thought that I would tell you about my most popular post ever.

 

It Featured This Photograph

 

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I just put it up for a bit of a laugh but it got a lot of people visiting the blog. My stat counters have always been set at Unique Visitors and not page views, so I do not know how many page views this post received but at the height of this blogs popularity I could expect to see between 1200 and 1500 unique visitors in a day (I feel lucky to get a tenth of that now). This post attracted over 2700 visitors in one day. That has never been bettered.

For the original post click on THIS LINK

 

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>Bottom Shaped Pizzas

>Well I’m only human and sometimes I just end up Googling the strange things that come into my head and so one of those strange things was “Bottom Shaped Pizza”. Normally this kind of thing does not yield much of a result but this time there was quite a good haul of images. I thought that I would share a few of them with you.



Confession – The story at the start of this post (apart from the bit about Googling weird things sometimes) is a total fabrication and the images in the post have been tampered with to achieve the desired results. I should be spanked for such subterfuge (applications for executioner to the email in the side bar). πŸ™‚

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>Confessions of a sexual nature

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Forgive me Farther for I have sinned

It has been nearly two years since my last confession and I am still a Twelve ‘o’ clock flasher. There are some things that I do not understand about myself and because I don’t want to seem abnormal I play along with everyone else. This leaves a feeling of guilt and it is time to confess some of these guilty secrets.

Forgive me Father but womens breasts just aren’t that sexy to me

photo from Kinky Ink Tattoos

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against breasts but I just cannot see the big deal. They don’t seem any more or less sexy than knees or hands or elbows. The only concern that I can see, is that they should be in general proportion with the rest of their owners body. And falsies, what a joke. Large breasts, small breast, in the middle breast, what’s the big deal? I just don’t get why breasts are considered so individually sexy.

Forgive me Farther I just don’t fancy women who are bottoms or submissive

photos from Pandora’s Blog, Spanking Pixie and Leia’s New Musings!

I am not singling out the three ladies above, they are just there as very good looking examples. This one I really need taking to task over, this turns me into a real smug b*****d. I’m not sure why but when a woman is bent over and taking some, she looses all sexual attraction to me. This is when my smug mode kicks in, I can still see she is a beautiful woman and be fully appreciative of her female attributes but unlike when I see a lass topping, for example, the trouser snake does not take over the thought process and I can appreciate her just for her looks, on an aesthetic and intellectual level. In short I become insufferable git, who thinks he has got one over on all the guys dribbling over the pretty spankee.

Forgive me Father for I think that womens shoulders are as hot as hell


This I don’t understand. I have never met another guy who can be turned on by collar bones and well toned shoulder blades, as I can. But it has it’s up side, a little sunny warm weather and more than half the women in the high street are walking around in a state, that to me, is the same as topless to other guys πŸ™‚ By the way, any women reading this might want to check out THIS SITE

Now it’s time to do penance.

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>Techno Not Phobia

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Forgive me father for I am a 12 o’clock flasher

No this does not mean that I hang around parks wearing nothing but a dirty raincoat. It is a phrase I first heard around the turn of the century. At the simplest level it means somebody who’s digital time tellers on electronic equipment is left flashing at 12 o’clock. The phrase seems to have died out a bit now but I think it describes me excellently.

There are two categories of 12 o’clock flasher-

  1. somebody so technologically inept that when they buy a new appliance they find an 8-10 year old child (probably the best age range to find a techno expert) to get the item in working order and then never change the settings again.
  2. Somebody who just buys or gets technology to do the main task that is stated on the box and cannot be bothered with all the bells and whistles that the marketing department thought would help to sell their product.

Now I fall into category 2 which is why I am making this confession now and about this blog. For example, readers may notice that some of the layouts are a bit ropey, well when I load a photo it seems to go where it wants and sometimes it will allow me to write above it sometimes not and sometimes in the finished product the text squeezes itself at the sides of the photo (this never shows up in the preview, which for some reason of its own gives a presentation that bares no relation to what ends up on the finished blog post).
I do want to do things like add an email link, put in links, change text colours so forth and so on and improve presentation as a whole. These things I will do in time but slowly and one step at a time because I will not sit at my computer for days producing the finished product in one go, for the simple reason that I have a life. It will have to happen bit by bit as I find the time. So please bare with me as I evolve this blog rather than produce it in one go because I am a self proclaimed category 2, 12 ‘o clock flasher.

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