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I have been really busy of late and finding it hard to find time to post. But today someone has volunteered a guest post. So I will hand you over to him.

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I decided to participate in March questions month and here are the answers that I have given. The questions are ranked in chronological order from the first asked to the last

morningstar Asked

I know you go to pro dommes (I’m right aren’t I?)
Do you find spankings arouse you? and if they do……. is it difficult considering the spanking isn’t with a primary partner?

You are right morningstar I do employ the skills of pro Dommes and Disciplinarians, including those of the lady in the photograph above. Fantasizing about spankings arouses me but actually being spanked has the opposite effect and I find that I would much rather enjoy the spanking and the high that it gives me, than participate in “Adult happy Time”. I have participated in sexual activities in play situations in the past but this was to satisfy the desires of the other party involved and not for my gratification. I also play with fellow amateur enthusiasts but I will not be likely to write about those encounters on this blog

Naughty Nora Asked

Hmmmm….well, as you have probably gathered, my particular kink is spanking as discipline. Could you share with your readers about a memorable time you were spanked for being naughty? Or, if that doesn’t apply….perhaps you could share about your most memorable spanking?

Nora I play for fun and the high that I get from playing. BUT I have always aspired to be a stoic spankee and I do not always achieve that, being a bit of a dancer and flincher when taking some. When I cannot control myself whilst playing, I feel better if I am punished for that at the time rather than beating myself up mentally about it for weeks afterwards. Once some time ago I was being caned and repeatedly blocked with my left hand. I requested that I be dealt with for this offence but the person I was playing with was reluctant to be more harsh as we were already playing very hard. She told me to sit on the table, that I had been bending over and then gave me six hard cane strokes on the front of my thighs. I did not like this, neither psychologically nor the type of pain it caused. The threat of it happening again proved to be an effective deterrent and I kept my ordered positions for the rest of the play session.

Fondles asked

Would you name 3 implements that are employed regularly (or have been in the past) besides the hand, on your behind (or your spankee’s behind) and rank them in order of preference pls

Number 3 – Belt

Number 2 – Flogger

Number 1 – Cane

morningstar Asked Again

I am curious how you came to live where you do? I know your parents are in Britain…

My parents are now both deceased but did live in the UK. I found work with an organization that operates internationally. First they sent me to The Netherlands and then they sent me to Belgium. Then they wanted to send me back to the UK and I did not want to go back there and so left that organization and found work here in Belgium and decided to settle here permanently

KDPierre Asked

In what capacity do you use your botanical skills? Vegetable yields? Garden design? Something else? As a gardener with small ponds, I’m curious.


Also……….what is your opinion of Affligem Tripel?

I am afraid that I have not tried that beer yet. There are so many to get through in Belgium but I will give it a go next time that I see it

By qualification, I am an Amenity Horticulturist specializing in the use of plants and other ornamental green stuff in areas to be used by people. I have designed and created maintenance plans, am a trained and experienced adult instructor and my personal specialities are in topiary and herbaceous perennials although I am skilled in many other aspects of ornamental and utilitarian horticulture. Having said that I currently and for some years now, only working as a professional gardener, due to having less than perfect written Dutch and my own desires to keep my hands in the earth and avoid a desk job

Roz Asked

As I understand it (please correct me if I am wrong), you have experienced being both spanker and spankee. Which is your preference?


Where in the world would you like visit (when that becomes an option again)?

The next place to tick off is a trip to the Rhine Gorge but I think that I would throw that over right now, for a chance to have a tour of the UK to see some of my family, none of whom I have seen since Christmas 2019

I am by nature a spankee but have and am still prepared to switch if the occasion arises. Although I never seek to Top, I am happy to help someone else get to their happy place and I believe that experience on the receiving end helps develop the skills to achieve that

MJ Asked

How about just letting your readers know just a little more about you. I know you are British, but that’s it.

I am afraid that I am not going to answer that one MJ, for the same reason that I do not have an email address on my blog. Some time ago, when this blog got a lot more traffic than it does now, I attracted the attentions of some far right groups in Belgium, who were not happy about my internet activities here. All of the blogs and other internet media that I knew about are gone now, due to anti terrorism laws but with more private platforms available, for example WhatsApp, I cannot be sure that they are not still having bad thoughts towards me and so am not going to hand them, on a plate, my identity. Honestly I think that 999 out of a thousand of these people are just piss and wind but it only takes that one in a thousand nut job to do you harm

I hope that you all enjoyed that. I think that if I do this again next year I will split the answers into two or more posts but it was an interesting project to take part in



Thanks to


For the following news

Emma Bishop Is Back

One time spanking video performer Emma bishop has come out of public spanking retirement and is making videos again. she also has a website and has returned to blogging. links below. I will be adding her blog on the BLOG AND VLOG ROLL PAGE. Ms Bishop once, kindly contributed to a posting series, that I used to run on this blog, called KINKY ISLAND DISCS. I thought to celebrate her return I would repost her contribution after the links to her website and blog.



Kinky Island Discs – Emma Bishop

A repost from January 2008

Welcome to Kinky Island Discs, where kinky bloggers and celebrities are cast away on a desert island with nothing to comfort them in their isolation except for some DVDs and a few other luxury items.

This week newly returned to both the modelling and blogging our castaway is –


Ms Bishop lives in Birmingham in the UK. She has been a spanking model since 2006 and did own the well trafficked website “The Trouble With Emma”and has produced and appeared in her own series of spanking videos. Ms Bishop was one of the spanking celebrities that took part in the Race For Life charity run with the Bums On The Run team in 2007, to raise money for Cancer Research. After taking a break from the commercial side of the scene Emma Bishop is now ending her hiatus. Ms Bishop informs me that her ambitions for 2008 are to appear in more spanking videos and attend parties.

Ms Bishop has re started her blog “The Unsecret Diaries Of Emma Bishop” where she mixes news from her own life and life history with debate and musings. To find out more about Ms Bishop I can think of no better place to go.

Disaster Strikes

Whilst on a single handed boat trip across the Pacific Ocean, Ms Bishops boat breaks down and her radio stops working, leaving her drifting for days. Disaster strikes and her boat begins to sink, luckily there is a desert island close enough for her to reach in her life boat but nobody knows where she is and she is likely to be stranded there for years, before she is rescued. Knowing that she was in trouble Ms Bishop stocked her life boat with all the survival gear that she could think of. But at the last minute Emma realizes that she has put nothing in the life boat for entertainment or luxury, with the water lapping around her ankles she manages to grab a solar powered DVD player, five kinky DVDs, a vanilla DVD, a single music track, a book a kinky toy and one vanilla luxury item.

To see what she chose and why I hand you over to the castaway herself – Emma Bishop

Five Kinky DVDs

Disc one – First Day OF Term Part One

I always yearned to be an actress and model since I was little and first saw this about five years ago when I was just getting into the public spanking scene. It convinced me it was my destiny to become a spanking model. The fact that this movie was also to do with my kink was synergy in heaven 🙂 Not being stick thin or beautiful but having some compliments suggesting my best asset was my bottom, it gave me a way into treading the boards and a catwalk of sorts! The storyline, the atmosphere, the hook lines (“One thing I do know Ellis, you won’t be sitting down for supper tonight”) the setting and the most realistic (Roue).OTK spanking I have ever seen (Alan Bell and Lucy Palmer) has never been bettered for me. I got it to keep two years ago for Xmas from a dear friend and it’s deffo coming along with me 🙂

Disc two – Before Bedtime (Girls Boarding School)

This is a down loadable video from Girls Boarding School that I subscribed to once. It features this dark haired girl (Emma) being woken from her bed for the second part of her daily discipline. Having already been caned she is spanked soundly over the knee and I can’t see much acting there, just realism, love it!

Disc three – Phoning Home (Red Stripe)

I think the best Domme I have ever seen is Miss Brown and although I haven’t worked with or been spanked by many females I would love the chance to be standing before her in my school uniform! She is stern, fluent, thorough and completely ignores tears and protests until she is happy the girls get their desserts. The reactions of the Asian girl are obviously real and the tawse is so expertly given it had me holding my own bottom the first time I saw it.

Disc four – Linda’s Homework (Girls Boarding School)

Another one showing Tom from Girls Boarding school expertly at work. I do love the man, he’s the best! I used to be afraid of the belt as a child having been threatened with it, so any mention of it in my spanking activity always brought a “no-no” from me. When I saw this, about three years ago I think, it changed my mind. I saw how it was able to cover and redden the whole bottom and found it erotic and loved the sound of the leather, so it was on my list from then on as a new experience. I have since had it a few times now and because I think of it as just another strap (so that I don’t fear the word “belt” as I used to) it is further up my list of preferences. Brilliant realism again, apart from a soppy musical intro.

Disc five – An Ad In The Times (Red Stripe)

The legendary Ivor Gold (so I’m told) and I wish I had the chance to work with him. I saw this about a year ago and love the idea of being sent to someone else for discipline by my partner Dom etc. Mr Gold is fantastic, adding humour to the lecture but it still sent butterflies to my tummy when he sticks to his guns and carries out a perfect spanking and caning. I am not sure if there is something about the older movies or the graininess but I think they come across less scripted and contrived than many today, and that’s what I aspire to in my own roles. I prefer a loose story line and so that the rest can be put to my own thoughts and personality which is how I saw the cast of this movie doing well.

Vanilla DVD

In Her Shoes – I am a massive Cameron Diaz fan and have seen this about 10 times so far and am not bored with it. I can so relate to her character Maggie and how she changes to appreciate the other side of life. I still cry at the bit where she has to overcome dyslexia to read the fantastic poem by E.E. Cummings that you can see a clip of here. “Here is the root of the root… and the bud of the bud… and the sky of the sky of a tree called life… which grows higher than the soul can hope… or mind can hide. It is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.”

Sob, sob..but a fantastic movie (sorry guys it’s a “chick flick”, so get over it.

A Music Track

The Voice Within by Christine Aguilera. My reason for choosing this would be understood by anyone who knows me well. It helped me get through a difficult time and gave me the strength to carry on. I had tears, pain and joy all rolled into one during this period. but this song was always the one I leaned on to pull me through. Now I can play it and feel happier. These are the lines I will never forget in the song:

“Young girl don’t cry
I’ll be right here when your world starts to fall
Young girl it’s all right
Your tears will dry, you’ll soon be free to fly”

“When there’s no one else, look inside yourself
Like your oldest friend just trust the voice within
Then you’ll find the strength that will guide your way
You’ll learn to trust the voice within”

A Book

Tess Of The Durbervilles by Thomas Hardy. I have only ever read about five books in my entire life because I am too hyper and can’t relax long enough, preferring the movie usually. I was given this to read by a strict “Uncle” friend of mine and had to read it as homework, or else. I actually lived it and cried at the end when Tess goes to the gallows for a love lost. I think I may have been her or someone like her in another life because I had an eerie cold shiver when I read it and recognised the places described in the landscape before finishing the text.

A Spanking Implement

10 hole drilled wooden paddle. In the absence of a strong hand to spank me on the island this would cover the area well and it stings like a hard spanking. oooh!! Unless of coarse It’s a punishment discipline in which case, it is lethal and sore for a few days!

A Vanilla Luxury Item

My Archos MP4 Player. It has my music. Move and music clips collection on it and as music is my first love, I would want it to be my last if I did not survive the cannibals!

Is there anything else you would like to add ?

Thanks so much for inviting me to join in, I am truly flattered and wowed! I don’t do desert islands because I can’t swim lol, but if I did, I would hope to be on one with Spankedhortic 🙂 …sorry, is that too much sucking up? (hee hee).
Thanks xx

Suck up as much as you like Ms Bishop. On behalf of myself and the readers of Spankedhortic I would like to thank Ms Bishop for her participation and hope that she will soon be rescued and returned to the Heart of England to continue with her modelling.

I hope you all enjoyed that repost.


>Blog Calendar – July Page

>The longest day of the year has passed and the month of July is approaching and so it is time for the next page of the blog calendar. For the coming month I have taken up Kate James’ kind offer to use an image from one of her blogs. You may notice that the format of the calendar has changed, this is because I have very different software on the computer that I am using now to that On my old computer and I would like to thank Big Huge Labs for their generator, that provided the base for the calendar. The calendar is formatted to be printed on an A4 piece of paper so that you can put it up at work to impress the boss.

Calendar July Page

The July page features Kate James and Niki Flynn in a photograph from a shoot from Northern Spanking. Ms James has a a whole new website that can be accessed by clicking on the banner below.


>Blog Calendar – March Page


Friday is the end of the month so it is time for the calendar post for March. It is a F/m art work By Franco.

Unfortunately Franco does not have a site that displays his art work but he has already been featured in a post at All Things Spanking.

The original Franco picture

Paddle Happy

If anyone has a picture, photo or art work, that they would like to be considered for the Spankedhortic blog calendar please send it to . Amateur or commercial entries are welcome, the picture will be accredited on the calendar and a link provided to the contributor in the calendar posting.

The calendar is designed to be the right proportions to print on an A4 size piece of paper in portrait orientation, if you want to print one off to stick up at work and annoy the boss 🙂


>Blog Calendar – February Page


Next Months Calendar page

If you want to use this in printed format, right click, view image, click file then print preview and then print. It is formatted to fit nicely onto an A4 sized piece of paper.

The picture for February was found by Valdor of The Spank Statement, while researching a post for the 21st of January about Ellen von Unwerth’s photostory book “Revenge”. As you can see the photo depicts, not so much an F/m scene, as a FFF/m scene. I don’t know whether to feel sorry or happy for that guy.

If anybody wants to make a contribution for next months calendar or any months all entries are welcome, professional, amateur or other. Just mail it to Photographs used will be credited and links provided to the appropriate website and/or blog.
As a footnote drawings and art work are also welcome.