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Well, They Sold Me A Rudis

A Roman rudis was a wooden sword, given to gladiators when they had gained their freedom. This is not a real rudis, but more of a child’s toy, although a very well-made one. And now it is my newest pervertable ๐Ÿ™‚

I got this at the Gallo-Romeins (Celtic-Roman) weekend event that was held in the small Flemish town of Wervik, that is situated on the border with France, during the first weekend of October. It was a very enjoyable event that is held there every two years. With re-enactments of Celtic and Roman life and warfare. Along with people showing the skills of the craftsmanship, in making artefacts. This is where I purchased my newest pervertable, for the princely sum of 11 Euros. Initially I thought that it would make an excellent OTK paddle, but on closer inspection, once I was home, judged it to be sturdy enough to be used for harder, stand up paddling, as a light to medium paddle. I gave the back of my sofa a few hard whacks with it (bad sofa, don’t do it again) and found that it stood up to serious usage well. I won’t write about it’s size. You can check out the photos below for that. The tape measure shows centimetres and inches.

I think that the blade is made of Beech wood. Not sure what the handle is made of, but it is the same colour as the blade. I tried a few self spanking swats and although I don’t think that it will be nearly as painful as traditional American style paddle, it does have a very stingy punch and was very easy to self spank with, due to its size and shape. There are no splinters, but I might take some fine glasspaper to the blade, to get it really smooth. I might varnish the handle too, to make it easier to clean, between spankers. I can’t wait to try this in a spanking session ๐Ÿ™‚

And What Did The Celts Do For Me?

They sold me some Mead.

Mead is wine made from honey. And this mead is delicious, especially for those who have a sweet tooth.

Was There Anything Else To Interest The Perverted?

For the more BDSMy among us, there was an opportunity to have a short experience of being an Oar Slave, on a replica Roman river boat.

And that all leaves me dreaming of a Roman style play session, like the one below, except she can swing the rudis and I can be on the receiving end ๐Ÿ™‚



Spartan Women, The Ideal Spouses

Over the weekend, I listened to a BBC Radio 4 program about the women of Sparta. It was so good I had to hear it twice. It described why Spartan women were my type of Gals. If you want to listen to it, follow the link below.


Unlike many women, in ancient history, they were not expected to be pretty wall flowers, or an extension of their men. But were raised from a young age to be strong and independent leaders. To start with, they exercised and trained to be physically fit and strong. A bit like…

And would take part in many sports, both individual…

and team sports, the same as the boys.

Greek athletes always trained and competed nude, by the way. ๐Ÿ™‚ A female Spartan participated in sports including wrestling, long- and short-distance running, horseback riding, hurling the javelin or discus, boxing, and racing.

From the age of 7 they also received a good, academic education

They were also trained in martial arts and combat, from a young age. As their men would spend a lot of time away fighting, they would be the home defence team for their house, town or city and be expected to hold their own in a combat situation.

Spartan women did not normally marry until they were between 18 and 20. Relatively mature, by the standards of that period of history. However, between menstruation and marriage, girls were encouraged to be sexually active, with other girls of their own age.

There were choir clubs, songs and other activities to encourage this. So they came to the marriage bed with a good idea of how they needed to be satisfied.

At home, the Spartan wife would have been in charge of everything, domestic organization, finances, running the family business and everything else of great importance. The Spartan economy revolved around the leadership of its women.

And they did not, as most spouses in the ancient world, spend all their time looking toward the cooking and cleaning. They got their slaves to do that for them.

So in conclusion, Spartan wives were strong, well-educated, powerful women, used to being in a leadership role and they could make that weirdo, hanging around in the park, fear for his life ๐Ÿ™‚

This would be so much better than having the Patriarchy. If only history had continued in this vain.





A Great Place To Get Hot Buns

Spring has definitely sprung in Belgium and temperatures are climbing. That got the imagination wandering onto the subject of swimming pool spankings. How else are you meant to fill in those tan lines?

And is there a better place, on a warm sunny day, to enjoy getting a spanking?

It is also a good place to cooldown those burning cheeks, post play.

If you are nervous about taking that first plunge, a little encouragement from a cane might help.

If you prefer to get a bit more BDSMy, floating bondage could be fun.

Just before he got spanked

And just before she got spanked

Happy bottoms can be soggy and sore ๐Ÿ™‚



The Blog Calendar For March

Finally, we near the end of February, the worst month of the year and this year it has been an exceptionally bad one in Belgium. Now March is almost upon us. The month that turns the blight of winter into the gentle beginnings of spring. At least in the top half of the world. This month’s page features the type of room that I could imagine myself getting comfortable in. Whilst waiting for someone to come along and make me distinctly uncomfortable, just like the Gent in the image.

My Ideal Home

A few months ago now, morningstar, from the blog


Asked people to comment, on her blog, about their idea of a dream house that they would like to live in. Mine was a canal side house with a garden end mooring for a 57-foot Narrowboat, in the UK. unfortunately it was one of those days, when I could not get a comment to stick on her blog. But since then, I saw this video of a house that was even better than the one that I fantasized about. So this is now my fantasy home.

At nearly a million pounds for the house and at least a hundred and twenty thousand pounds to have my ideal fantasy Narrowboat built, this will have to remain a lotto wining dream.



This Is My Ideal Spanking Machine

During the past weekend, Hermione hosted a brunch, part of which asked about spanking machines. You can view the post through the link below.


Coincidentally, on Sunday I posted an image that featured a spanking machine, in this post.


morningstar, from


Speculated that I might be expanding on a theme from Hermione’s blog. I was not, it was just a happy accident. But in the old days, it was normal for bloggers to expand on a theme, from another blog. This was good fun and added to the community spirit. So today, I thought it would be nice to try and revive that tradition, by taking a look at the spanking machine that impresses me the most.

The Spanking Server/Pain 4 Fem Spanking Machine

This machine is a very effective and impressive administrator of a spanking. One thing that it has over many other spanking machines, is that it can, automatically (I presume) change the location where it lands a strike. Covering an area, rather than hitting the same place, over and over again.

As is illustrated in this image

It can also deliver at a notable strength of stroke

And is capable of delivering these strikes with a variety of implements

GIFs of this machine spanking bottoms did not present themselves, but GIFs of this machine delivering breast whippings are available. So you can see it in action.

It does seem to be a most effective device

I suspect that it is based on an automatic, clay pigeon thrower

And seems to be controlled by computer

It does seem to get a strong reaction from the recipient

This makes me think that this is the machine that I would like to be spanked by. I wonder if anyone has published plans, on how to build your own. ๐Ÿ™‚


Note – This is a not for profit blog. No financial or other rewards were sought or given for featuring Pain 4 Fem/Spanking Server images or products, in this post.


At The Top Of My Christmas List

Long time readers of this blog might remember that I have an envious eye, for female, submissive spanko counterparts of myself. I am not trans and do not desire to be a woman or anything like that. But there is a feeling that female submissives have things a bit better than us blokes on the receiving end. Which is just, probably a case of โ€œThe other sub’s ass is always redderโ€. But one thing that gets my little green-eyed monster to wake up, is the wonderful wobbliness of the female posterior.

See what I mean. Male behinds never react like that. Even girls with a skinnier caboose can produce a marvellous motion.

The male back side cannot compete with that. Especially during a spanking.

Oh! How wonderful it would be to know that the person spanking me had such a visual cornucopia to view. A woman’s buns are so much more fun to play with, too.

The next spanking would not be nearly so much fun with a boy bum.

Even the lightest tap can reveal riotous ripples

Now I have some letters to write

Dear Father Christmas,

Please, can I have a girl’s behind, to replace my boring boy bottom. I have been a good boy this year.

Signed Prefectdt

Dear Mrs Christmas,

If Father Christmas gives me what I asked for, from him this year, can you help me to test it out. I have been a very bad boy this year.

Signed Prefectdt

Fingers crossed ๐Ÿ™‚