ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…

At The Top Of My Christmas List

Long time readers of this blog might remember that I have an envious eye, for female, submissive spanko counterparts of myself. I am not trans and do not desire to be a woman or anything like that. But there is a feeling that female submissives have things a bit better than us blokes on the receiving end. Which is just, probably a case of “The other sub’s ass is always redder”. But one thing that gets my little green-eyed monster to wake up, is the wonderful wobbliness of the female posterior.

See what I mean. Male behinds never react like that. Even girls with a skinnier caboose can produce a marvellous motion.

The male back side cannot compete with that. Especially during a spanking.

Oh! How wonderful it would be to know that the person spanking me had such a visual cornucopia to view. A woman’s buns are so much more fun to play with, too.

The next spanking would not be nearly so much fun with a boy bum.

Even the lightest tap can reveal riotous ripples

Now I have some letters to write

Dear Father Christmas,

Please, can I have a girl’s behind, to replace my boring boy bottom. I have been a good boy this year.

Signed Prefectdt

Dear Mrs Christmas,

If Father Christmas gives me what I asked for, from him this year, can you help me to test it out. I have been a very bad boy this year.

Signed Prefectdt

Fingers crossed 🙂

Prefectdt

WHEN YOU SNOW THAT YOU ARE KINKY

Kinky Snow People Rock

Will we have a white Christmas? Probably not here in Belgium. But you might be in a part of the world where the fluffy white stuff is fluttering down. Perhaps this post will inspire you, with some ideas on how to spice up your snowman/woman, so that it will turn heads and hopefully cause some blushes 🙂

The digital art world has a lot to say about what snow people do, when you’re not looking

Barbie has been naughty this year

There are plenty of traditional illustrations on this theme

Perhaps a nice snow figure spanking toy would make a good present

At this time of year, you can’t forget about Santa

I hope that is inspired you to build something special, if it snows

Prefectdt

DANTE’S SPANKING INFERNO

Dante

2021 marks the 700rth anniversary of the death of Dante ( AKA Durante di Alighiero degli Alighier – and if you think that I had to copy and paste that name, you would be right) who is most famous for his extended poem The Divine Comedy. In this work Dante is given guided tours of hell, purgatory and paradise. The most interesting of these three is the first part, usually known as Dante’s Inferno, where he is guided through the nine levels of hell, with different levels of punishment for the sinners cast down there based on the sin that they have committed. I thought that it might be fun to imagine what Dante might have witnessed if he had been given a tour of The Spanking Inferno

Level One – Of Spanking By The Hand

Level Two – Hairbrush Hell

Level Three – Fiery Flogger Flagellation

Level Four – Slippers for Sinners

Level Five – The Belt From Beelzebub

Level Six – The Torture Of The Tawse

Level Seven – For The Countlessly Caned

Level Eight – The Punitively Paddled

And Level Nine – The Brutally Birched Level

The worse punishment level, reserved for those that have committed the most heinous of sins. Such as eating crunchy snacks in the cinema, or stealing my favourite parking space.

Or are there any alternative levels that you would like to show Dante?

If you would like to know more about Dante please click on this link

Dante – Wikipedia

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FURNISHING A FANTASY PLAY ROOM

Like most people, I fantasize about winning the Lotto and having my ideal home. And obviously this would have to include a large play room. So I have done a bit of tootling around the internet and investigated some items of furniture, that I would consider for the job.

A pillory

A good traditional favourite. It holds the recipient firmly and gives good positioning for the posterior.

I might consider this one

Excellent for leaving the spankee wondering what is happening where they can’t see and great for a back flogging. I think that it might need some redesign, to allow better access to the buttocks though.

A boxed in restraint

Not sure about this one but I kind of like it. perhaps it would be better seeing it in real life first before buying.

Come fly with me

The rush of endorphins is often called flying and with this bit of kit you are in a flying position. It is well designed though, giving access to all the important areas of the body and almost totally immobilising the one on the receiving end.

A variation on a classic

Pretty much a classic spanking bench design but it has a sort of minimalist feel to it.

A classic A frame

Old fashioned stick in the mud that I am. The play room would have to have one of these.

And a bit of DIY

This looks like a bit of a home made bench. It does give good positioning and looks comfortable for the person on the bench. It would be fun to have a go at making something like this myself.

Well that has been a good start on kitting out the play room. I suppose I had better think about The Study and The Class Room now 🙂

Prefectdt

FUN FURRY ANIMAL ‘TOON SPANKING

I was tootling around the ‘net, as you do, when I came across a site for cartoon animal enthusiasts. I think that a lot of these folk are spankos too, from the amount of spanking images that were on the site. Here are a few to give you an idea of what you can see there. Links at the end of the post.

I believe that no ink or pixels where genuinely harmed in the creation of these images 🙂 You can go to the main website through the following link.

FUR AFFINITY NET

Or straight to the spanking section via

THIS LINK

I hope you all enjoy this site

Prefectdt

OH TO BE A GIRL

I would like to start by saying that I am not into transvestism or transsexualism in any way and I have got nothing against anyone who finds that either of those labels applies to them. But, in the little fantasy world inside my mind, I do often find my self wishing I was of the female persuasion, just for spanking play. It just seems to me that women have it better, as submissives.

Women Have Nicer Bottoms

At some point in most spanking play the undercrackers come down and it is time for the big reveal. But even in my younger and skinnier days I could not have shown someone a sight as glorious as that in the image above. Even guys who spend half their lives at the gym and are sporting buns of steel seldom look so physically artistic. It is just a fact that the female posterior has a greater potential to be hot hot hot.

It’s Easier For Women To Find Play Partners

I’m not saying that it is always easy for a submissive female to find the right play partner but any woman who is looking for a spanking will not find herself short of offers. In the F/m world you find far too many little m’s chasing after far too few big F’s. It’s just the way it is.

Women Are More Flexible Than Men

Or at least they are in their younger guises. I doubt that I could have ever sustained a pose like the one above for the length of time it takes to get a proper whooping. And I was physically pretty flexible for a guy, in my younger days.

Women Look Better In Clothes

Especially uniforms. The male shape is just not a right for things to fit where they should. No matter how careful I am putting a spanking play outfit together I know that it is never going to look as good on me as the equivalent outfit would look on a woman.

Women Won’t Get Labelled For Same Sex Play

A woman can be straight, lesbian or bisexual but no one would automatically conclude that she was any of these just because she was involved in spanking or being spanked by another woman. I do not usually involve sex as part of my spanking play and so have no problems with being spanked by a man, except that some people might label me as gay for doing so. I have nothing against the gay community in the same way as I have nothing against anyone from Spain but I do not want to have anyone presume that I am gay or Spanish, simply because I am neither of these.

I suspect that I am not the only male submissive who is a little jealous of our female counterparts. But perhaps it is just as the parody of the song sung by Petula Clark says

The other subs ass is always redder

That paddle hurts better from the other side

Oh the other subs ass is always redder

Some are lucky, some are not

You’ve gotta be thankful for what you got

Some of the images used in this post came from the blogs linked below

SPANKINGBLOGG

CONSENSUAL SPANKING

SPANKING BLOG

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