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A FEW GIGGLES FOR THE WEEKEND – AND SOME BLOG STUFF

I have been getting out of bed at 3:45 am all week and am looking forward to the weekend and I hope that you are too. Here is some stuff that I found funny that I thought it would be fun to share at the end of the week.

Flogging wardrobe fail

This couple had far too much time on their hands during lockdown

And what happens to breasts during a nude sky dive

Some Changes To The Blog Rolls

Unfortunately the blog DaddyCat seems to have ceased to exist. I liked this blog and hung on for a while hoping that it would return but it seems that I waited in vain. So the link to this blog will be removed.

Adding a blog

A place for this naughty girl to share her thoughts

This is a diary style blog of a female submissive and it is going to be linked on the

BLOG AND VLOG ROLL PAGE

Vanilla Spanking

This blog is already on the BLOG AND VLOG ROLL PAGE but I am also adding it to the blog roll on the main page of this blog, that can be seen to the right of the posts, on the computer version of this blog.

Well I am hoping for a good sleep in (perhaps till as late as 6 am) tomorrow. I hope that you all get to do what you want to do this weekend too.

Prefectdt

A LITTLE “NAUGHTY”CAL SPANKING HUMOUR TO START THE WEEKEND

How To freak Out Your Family

All you need is a pillory, a bull whip and a little acting ability. Oh! and a pirate 🙂

And Some Boat Based Spanking Toons

IMAGE FOUND AT HEART AND SOUL

And A Pictorial Wind In The Willows Quote To Round Off The Post

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FIVE WAYS THAT BEING A SPANKEE CAN HELP YOU SURVIVE AN AIR CRASH

OK, this blog is in danger of becoming too serious, it is time to have a little fun. From the amount of spankees in the world it is obvious that the spankee gene is attached to the survivor gene. Spankees have survived everything from the ice age to world wars, so how can being a spankee help us survive a plane crash?

Number 1/ Please keep your seat belt fastened at all times

BDSM subs may have the jump on us on this one, enjoying bondage more but you would be hard pushed to find a spankee that does not go in for the odd tie down. So rather than being in too much of a hurry to unbuckle, the average spankee will be enjoying that constrained feeling and will keep their belt on for as long as necessary.

Number 2 Assume the (crash) position

with the average crashing jet liner going from about 300 kilometres per hour (200mph) to 0 in about four seconds, being in the right position on impact can mean the difference between life and death. Your vanilla passenger might find it difficult to stay in the right place whilst hurtling back to earth ,whereas your spankee is used to maintaining difficult positions in stressful situations.

Number 3/ Doing the bratty dodge

Most air crash victims survive the initial impact but become fatalities by not being able to get out of the plane fast enough or not getting far enough away from the plane after exiting it. Years of dodging grabbing tops, shooting through small gaps and generally finding that elusive exit route to a study door, will have equipped your natural brat with the skills to get out of and away from that burning plane with a good head start on all the poor vanilla passengers.

Number 4/ Save me and you can spank me

This one will probably work better for the female spankees than for male (damn! the girly subs grass is always greener) but it might be worth a try even for the boys. Shout this out while bobbing up and down in the water or trapped under a piece of wreckage.Even a vanilla rescuer might be swayed by the thought of having a pert bottom staring up at them from their lap, to give the spankee priority over other victims on the “who to rescue first” list.

Number 5/ Listen to the pre flight instructions OR ELSE!

Many air crash fatalities are caused by passengers not remembering the proper crash position, where the exits are or lots of other things that they are told in the pre flight instructions. So while all the vanilla passengers are picking their noses and worrying how their fold down tray works, during this little lecture, pretend you are in class, sit up straight, listen to every detail, assume that you are going to be asked very probing questions about what you are being told and that a stout caning is going to happen if you cannot answer these questions. That way you will be far better informed than the doomed vanilla, in the seat in front of you.

Personally, I wonder if there is any good survival advice for all the tops and dom(me)s out there?

Note About This Post

This post is actually an enhanced repost. I stumbled upon it whilst looking for something different. It comes from March the 10th 2010 and I cannot remember writing or posting it, so it seemed like something new to my eyes, that gave me a bit of a giggle. So I decided to repost the mainly written post of the me from ten years ago and add some images as the more photograph based blogger that I am now. So this post is the Frankenstein’s monster post that is either the best or the worst of the two me’s from ten years apart.

Enjoy your flight 🙂

Prefectdt

CYCLICAL SPANKINGS

This weekend I got myself a bright and shiny new toy. Unfortunately not of the spanking variety but a folding electric motored bicycle, with which I was well made up. So naturally, after taking it for a test ride I sat in front of my computer and and typed “Bicycle spanking” into the search engine and got some enjoyable results.

Of course there where some people on the receiving end of a traditional spanking in a cycling situation

IMAGE FOUND AT VANILLA SPANKING

And a surprising amount of bicycle based spanking machines

Some results came up that where not strictly bicycle related but the principle was the same

There are even some examples of bicycle spanking merchandise available, if you look hard enough

I wonder if I could turn an old bike into a spanking machine?

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SPANKABLE FUNNIES

If this doesn’t make you giggle, you need help

And another one, to take you into the weekend

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THE SMILEY SIDE OF THE PADDLE – AND WHAT IF YOUR FAVOURITE PORN STARS TURNED UP AT THE DOOR NAKED?

Some spank related GIFs with a humorous vent. Whatever I try though, I have no control over the size of GIFs or where they end up on the post.

Buns of steel

Jumbo sized spanking

The next Bond film – Gold Spankee

This little piggy got spanked

And a mainstream film classic

Be Careful What You’re Watching

This is a public information ad from New Zealand (sorry if you have already seen it Roz). If this happened to me I can only wonder what the neighbours would think of a bunch of adults, partially dressed in school uniforms and sporting red and stripy bottoms, standing on my doorstep.

Prefectdt