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SPANKING HITTING THE RIGHT CHORD

I thought that I would post some musically related spanking GIFs, to help kick off the weekend. Helped by a little spanking related music, just to get you in the mood, as you peruse the GIFs. This is an oldie, I and many others have posted it before, but I have not seen it around for a while.

Hear My Name By Armand Van Helden

Put the heat in the seat by spanking to the beat 🙂

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WHEN VANILLAS SPANK

OOH! Spanking is so titillating – until you do it properly. Most vanilla folk like the idea, but when it comes to actually giving it a go, you can tell that they are not spankos. As these videos illustrate.

Call That A Spank

Some Streamers have a go at spanking. Cheap toys, no idea what they are doing and not really into the pain of it all. This barely counts as a patting, let alone a spanking, which is probably for the best, as they have not got a clue.

This One Is Fun

Obviously not real spankos, but at least they are making the effort. I would kind of like to have a go at this game with another, genuine spanko. After a few drinks, it looks like it might be fun.

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SCREAMING DAY

Within the 12 days of Christmas, there is one day that I celebrate every year. The date varies a little from year to year, but it is always marked with the same tradition. This is that day, the first day back to work after the Christmas break. I call it…

SCREAMING DAY

After more than a week of getting up when I want, suddenly the alarm goes off at ridiculously dark ‘O’ clock in the morning. That gets the first scream…

This day also marks the end of my Christmas dieting amnesty. So it is out of the warm bed and straight onto the cold weight scales, that have not been used in days and days of lovely foody treats and…

More screaming. Then it is time for morning coffee and find that the relaxing first hour of the day has turned into a ten-minute speed glug of caffeine. And more screaming…

Then it is a rush to find all the things that I need for work and should have put ready the night before, but didn’t. Which results in more screaming…

Then it is out into the dark morning. Realizing, that after all those days when I could snuggle up warm inside, safe from the weather, that I would be spending the rest of the day out in the cold/rain/snow/hail/wind/fourhorsemenoftheapocolipse, or whatever else the world decided to throw at me and there is more screaming…

Now it is time to battle the traffic and make it on time to work, whilst every other driver on the road has either engaged dawdle mode or idiot at the wheel mode. Result more screaming…

And I think that you have got the gist of how I celebrate this day every year. And yes, the screaming goes on all day. Although it might happen on another date, one can’t but help suspect that many others also celebrate screaming day.

HAPPY SCREAMING DAY TO ONE AND ALL

At least the screamers in this post are better looking than me, on Screaming Day. 🙂

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BLOG CALENDAR – THE JANUARY PAGE – AND FOUR WHEELED SEX AID

The Blog Calendar For January

After the holiday revels, what happened at the office party, the profanity used in front of great aunt Maud, after a few too many sherries and a whole host of other Christmas and New Year Gaffs, what guy would not be better off for a bit of soul cleansing, by a disciplinarian? And that is what it looks like this guy is doing, so he can go into the start of the year with a clear conscience.

A Four Wheeled Sex Machine

This song is funny, but even more funny is the story behind the song. The artists explain what happened before they start singing. Let’s just say that you don’t need a Ferrari to turn a girl on. 🙂

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MERRY CHRISTMAS – HOW THE ANGEL GETS ON THE TREE – AND THE LAST CHRISTMAS SONG, THIS YEAR

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SPANKEDHORTIC II

Welcome in, pour yourself a dram and get warm by the fire

I hope that this post does not get many hits today and that most people have better things to do. But for those of you who are visiting, best wishes for Christmas day and have a great one anyway, even if you are not where you want to be, you are welcome here. And now a little secret that I found. 🙂

How The Angel Gets To The Top Of The Christmas Tree

One Last Christmas Song

For today, a big presentation of an amazingly versatile song for Christmas.

In Dulci Jubilo

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

Just a little advice before you go – Don’t mess with Ninja Santa Cat 🙂

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SOME CHRISTMAS ROLE-PLAY – AND A CREEPY, SCARY STORY FOR CHRISTMAS EVE

A Christmas Role-Play Video

Role-play, in your imagination, it is always perfectly scripted and goes off like a big budget movie. In real life, it is more likely to go like this. 🙂

A Scary Story For Christmas Eve

Whilst growing up, it was a tradition in my family, as in many families in the UK, to watch a scary movie on Christmas Eve. This one is truly both scary, creepy and involves some spanking and bondage. WARNING! If your idea of a scary movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol, do not watch this. It is not for the easily shocked.

Sleep tight, boys and girls, it will be Christmas in the morning

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