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The images and GIFs used in this post have absolutely nothing to do with the written part of this post. But this is still a spanking blog and sometimes I get a build up of images and GIFs, that I like, but cannot find a use for, in another post, so I might as well put them in this post for your entertainment.

Emergency Post

I was planning another post for today, but due to circumstances beyond my control, it did not get finished.

Due to an incident at work, I spent most of yesterday doing medical stuff. When I tried to put the post together last night, I found it hard to find all the relevant GIFs and images that I wanted to use. Being in pain, I just gave up. And so I find myself cobbling together this post on Friday morning. Usually, posts on this blog are scheduled from at least the day before they go live.

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I managed to get an injury to my ribs. It was not as bad as first feared and there are no broken ribs.

There is damage to the muscles between the ribs and that is causing a lot of (not fun type) pain.

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It is not a big deal, but it is highly irritating and affecting my ability to concentrate.

I have been given some Diclofenac patches to wear 12 hours every day. And some Algotra tablets, which seem to be the world’s most useless painkillers and not really worth bothering with.

Instructions have been given to take part in rest and gentle exercise. And I will hopefully be recovered by the end of next week, when the sick note runs out.

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All in all, very irritating but not a biggie. At least it is an excuse to use some stuff from the hard drive, that I like but could not fit into another post. 🙂



This Is The Cage I Have Now

I have had this little beasty, for more time than I would care to remember. When I got it, it was a pricey, high-end model. You can pick up ones like this pretty cheap now. Although it is still a good, sturdy piece of kit that does the job well. I am not into chastity and denial and except for one occasion, have never worn this for more than a few hours. But in the past it has helped me get play dates with fellow amateurs, which might not have happened otherwise. Having met a potential playmate only a few times, often they can feel a bit nervous about going somewhere private with someone they do not know well enough to trust yet. Throwing this into the mix and the other party knowing that I am rendered harmless to them, indeed reliant on them, to release me has been a deal maker.

So What Is The Problem?

A small problem, is that the pins marked A, in the photo, fit into the sockets marked B. These can be very painful skin pinchers and are difficult to line up. The big problem, though, is that the ring, C, is fixed. I am pretty average in the porcelain pointer department, but my two veg are a little larger than normal. The fixed ring, on this, is 50 mm and is the largest available for this model. It has always been a struggle getting it on, but trying it recently, after not using this for some years, It was somewhat painful to get things to fit (I am sure they are getting bigger, as I age) and it is not hard to imagine that this might be a problem in a pressure on situation. The good feature, that I would like to keep the same, is the small padlock, marked D. These are easily available and some women like to bring their own, to make sure that I do not have a spare key.

The Solutions

I want to get a model with a hinged ring, similar to the ones above, but with no pins and sockets.

This Is The One That I Am Considering

A shop, not too far away from me, is selling this model. It has a hinged ring, no pins and sockets and is considerable lighter, than the one I have now. The weight of my current cage can be an issue, after a couple of hours. I really like the way that this looks, too.

I have only ever owned one Cock Cage, in my life. So if anyone with more experience than me has an opinion on the model above, or recommendations for something else, I would gladly like to hear what you have to say.

All advice welcome



Perverting Wordle

A lot of you, especially those of you active on Twitter, will already know what Wordle is. But for those of you that don’t, it is a word game that you are only allowed to play once a day. You type any five-letter word into the first line and have six lines in total, to guess what the word is. If you have the right letter in the right place, it will show green. If you have a letter that is in the word but is in the wrong place, it will turn yellow. If the letter is not in the word, it will show up grey.

There is a better explanation of this in the following link


And if you want to have a go at the game yourself, try this link


I got into this over the Christmas break and now it is the thing that wakes my brain up, over my morning coffee. To start with, I chose sensible words, with lots of vowels, for my first try. But soon my twisted little mind insisted that I start with spanking related words. It amazed me in the difference between the word I started with and what I ended up with. I thought that it would be nice to share a few examples here.


In 4 lines I got



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In 3 lines I got



In 4 lines I got



In 3 lines I got


Horse (used as a verb)

In 4 lines I got



In 3 lines I got


Some of my other efforts were also far from where they started. Scold became Unify. Whack became Rebus. Birch became Boost. Bench became Banal. Strap became Truss. Brush became Gorge.

I am running out of spanking words now, any suggestions are welcome

Or perhaps I should broaden out into general BDSM words like Bound or Domme or Clamp 🙂

Try the game, it is a lot of fun, here is the link to it again




Within the 12 days of Christmas, there is one day that I celebrate every year. The date varies a little from year to year, but it is always marked with the same tradition. This is that day, the first day back to work after the Christmas break. I call it…


After more than a week of getting up when I want, suddenly the alarm goes off at ridiculously dark ‘O’ clock in the morning. That gets the first scream…

This day also marks the end of my Christmas dieting amnesty. So it is out of the warm bed and straight onto the cold weight scales, that have not been used in days and days of lovely foody treats and…

More screaming. Then it is time for morning coffee and find that the relaxing first hour of the day has turned into a ten-minute speed glug of caffeine. And more screaming…

Then it is a rush to find all the things that I need for work and should have put ready the night before, but didn’t. Which results in more screaming…

Then it is out into the dark morning. Realizing, that after all those days when I could snuggle up warm inside, safe from the weather, that I would be spending the rest of the day out in the cold/rain/snow/hail/wind/fourhorsemenoftheapocolipse, or whatever else the world decided to throw at me and there is more screaming…

Now it is time to battle the traffic and make it on time to work, whilst every other driver on the road has either engaged dawdle mode or idiot at the wheel mode. Result more screaming…

And I think that you have got the gist of how I celebrate this day every year. And yes, the screaming goes on all day. Although it might happen on another date, one can’t but help suspect that many others also celebrate screaming day.


At least the screamers in this post are better looking than me, on Screaming Day. 🙂




Just ask Dasher and Dancer here 🙂

A lot of kink seems to revolve around reindeer at this time of year

You can tell by the amount of pony girls who suddenly sprout horns in December

But mostly, the kinky Christmas reindeer and reindeer girls tend to be represented in illustrations

There is a lot of kinky reindeer humour out there too

Have you heard about Henry the brown nosed reindeer? – He could fly as fast as the other reindeer, but he was not as good at stopping



Kinky Snow People Rock

Will we have a white Christmas? Probably not here in Belgium. But you might be in a part of the world where the fluffy white stuff is fluttering down. Perhaps this post will inspire you, with some ideas on how to spice up your snowman/woman, so that it will turn heads and hopefully cause some blushes 🙂

The digital art world has a lot to say about what snow people do, when you’re not looking

Barbie has been naughty this year

There are plenty of traditional illustrations on this theme

Perhaps a nice snow figure spanking toy would make a good present

At this time of year, you can’t forget about Santa

I hope that is inspired you to build something special, if it snows