There is very little televised sport going on in the world right now. When it returns a lot of people will be very happy but would it not be a great opportunity to introduce some new sports to our televisions. I for one am a bit tired of the same old same old. I have posted about this before but then I did not realize that this was already an officially, government recognized sport in Russia. I am of coarse talking about Ass Slapping competitions. If you do not know what these are, here is a compilation video that should give you a good idea of how they go.
Russian Ass Slapping Compilation
The following video is a news report and a little explanation of how the competitions work. It is about a champion of the sport who won a fitness cake for her efforts (better sponsorship needed, me thinks). She, like most of the competitors, is a fitness model. And she explains how points are gained by holding your stance and not reacting to the strike with facial expressions.
Natasya Znotaya Booty Slapping Champion
And of coarse, all sports need commentators and pundits. Here is a guy who seems to be up for trying out for the job.
Kawber On Russian Butt Slapping Competitions
And finally, what televised sport would be complete without slow motion replays, like this.
Ass Slapping, Slow Motion Replays
There is a men’s version of this sport but it involves arm and face slapping, which does not interest me. But if they had a male butt slapping competition I might be up for it. If they had a male – female competition I would be very interested. Although it would only be fair to match physique for physique. So find me a 95 kilo, 5 foot 8 inch woman, who is used to doing lots of physical, out door work, put us in a ring together and get ready to rumble 🙂