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Last week, in this post Questionable March – And Too Angry!, I asked if there where any questions that readers wanted to ask of me and today those questions are answered.


You lost your beloved lurcher over a year ago, I believe. Do you have a dog now? If not, are you thinking of getting one?

I have not got a canine companion at this time but the moment that it is feasible, I will be hunting around the animal shelters, in my local, for a furry friend. The problem at the moment is that I cannot afford to have a dog if it gets sick. It took me until one year and one month after my old pal died to pay off the debt from his vet bills and I cannot find animal heath insurance here in Belgium. Once I have enough in the savings account, for a sick pet emergency fund, there will be another dog.


If you won the jackpot of a spanko quiz and the prize were the chance to play out a scene you always dreamed of, no matter how difficult and expensive it would be to bring that fantasy to life, how would that dream scenario look like?

From a distance it would look a lot like the illustration above. And it would be expensive, we are talking about around a thousand people in authentic period costume with visually accurate equipment of the time.There would be some concessions, such as floggers that are not skin ripping (still painful ones though), the regiment could be at least half female and the people doing the flogging would have to be female. Otherwise it would be traditional military flogging (600 lashes should do it) as performed by red jacketed British troops of the Napoleonic wars era. With the whole regiment in attendance to view punishment.


What implement do you hate being spanked with?

The one in the photo above. It is not the most painful toy that I own (it does hurt a lot though) but it is the sensation it gives when used with even mid range force. Even though it never has, it feels like it is actually slicing the flesh of my buttocks open. This toy plays merry hell on my inner mental workings. I’m not even sure what it is made of.

Have you ever been to a spanking group/party and if not would you consider attending one?

I have been in small closed spanking groups in the UK and The Netherlands but not since the mid 1990’s. All of these groups have been very quiet in the way that they operated and did not like public attention. Even if any of these groups still exist now they would not welcome me back because of the public face that this blog gives me. I would like to meet more open groups but my present situation makes that difficult.

Thanks to everyone for the questions and I hope that you enjoyed the answers.


Questionable March – And Too Angry!

Ask me a question

Apparently it is going round some of the blogs that this March is the time to ask blog owners questions. So I dare you to delve into my mind and psyche and I will do my best to answer as I can. Alternatively, no one can ask a question and that will make me cry.

How angry is too angry?

That ticking off before getting a butt warming can be a wonderful part of a spanking but as with all things too, much can be not good. I would like now to explore good angry versus bad angry using photographs to illustrate.

Just nicely angry

Too angry

Glasses and angry = MMMM! nice

Safeword! Safeword!

And finally

So that’s how she got her nickname

Or was it the curry that I made for her?



Versatile bloggers award

This blog has been nominated for this award by The Blog of Fred and LUDWIG’S ROHRSTOCK-PALAST. According to the rules I have to share seven things about myself.

7 things

1/ I am a very highly skilled topiarist.

2/ After getting final results to some tests and scans this week, it has finally been confirmed that I do not have bowel cancer (massive relief here).

3/ Having my longest dry spell in years, I have not been spanked for over four months right now.

4/ I am a pipe smoker (in the evenings)

5/ My favourite tipple is Pastis

6/ I have met Prince Charles (is that name dropping or what?)

7/ After so many years of blogging it is getting very hard to think up things about myself that I have not already shared with the readers here 🙂

Nominated blogs

now I have to nominate 15 blogs for this award. Some of these blogs have been nominated already but what the hell.

Words on the Bottom


The Lost Diaries of Emma Bishop – The Trouble with Emma

The Blog of Fred | NSFW

On The Way Of Exploration


Green Rootsdown

Dana Kane – Disciplinarian

The Spanking Spot

The Journey

Spanking Pixie

Spanked, Not Silenced


My Bottom Smarts

Heart and Soul

Hermione’s Heart

Cherry Red Report spanking blog

OK so that was 17 not 15 spank me for it if you like 🙂

It feels like something is missing

AH there she is and she is still right.


My Favourit Spanking Picture Of All Time

This is a Meme going around the blogs, so I thought that I would join in. My favourit spanking image of all time usually changes a couple of times a year, as I see new images, hence the title.

My favourit spanking picture of all time at this moment in time

If you have a blog, why not join in, if you haven’t already.


>A Meme


She is right, as usual, so turn me over a chair and thrash me till I squeal 🙂

I first saw this meme at Heart and Soul and then at Hermione’s Heart but it originally came from a blog that I am not too familiar with, Daisychain. Please feel free to pick it up and run with it if you wish.

Your favourite fictional character – Harry Flashman from The George MacDonald Fraser novels

Your favourite villain – Baron Silas Greenback, from Danger Mouse

All time comfort food – Chocolate

The hobby that takes up most of your free time – Rambling (that’s hiking if you are in the USA)

A game you enjoy playing – The Broken Sword series

Your favorite singerChrissie Hynde. What can I say, I was a teenager in the 80’s

Your favorite artist – A very unknown guy called Paul Lowe

The first writer you were hooked on – Robert E Howard (I was 8)

Your favourite TV show – Top Gear, three middle aged brats prating around, I can empathize

Your all time favorite TV double act – Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie

Your favourite game – Bratting 🙂

Something that makes you sad – Hearing that there is going to be another TV/Film remake of Pride and Bloody Prejudice

Something that makes you ANGRY – See last answer

Something you worry about – That pulsating glowing green stuff under my fridge

Your wish for the world – That it excepts me as it’s mad and evil kind and benevolent dictator

Your favorite weapon – Anything heavy, blunt and close at hand

Your first ever pet – A tortoise shell cat called Taters (as in Rags and Taters)

Your favorite form of transportation – Airplanes but my medical insurers won’t let me fly any more

Your childhood ambition – I wanted to be a Banana Split

At what age did you achieve it – I still keep writing the application letters

Your “happy thoughts” from childhoodDreams of world domination Seaside holidays (vacations)

The most memorable death in your lifetime – Margret Thatcher, I am really looking forward to remembering her death, I have the Champagne ready for it at all times

The words you dread hearing – Bedtime for you, young man

If you won £50,000,000, lottery, what would you do with it? Use it to wreak terrible vengeance on all those that have ever crossed me Use it to buy lots of flowers for people and to be kind to puppies

What would you like to do this very second? – Eat an entire Black Forest gateaux (I am dieting right now)

The next holiday you have planned? – Back to Blighty (England) to see my mum

Your favourite implement and favourite place for a spanking – Rattan cane, anywhere where I can be made to go AAARG! really loudly without upsetting the neighbours

Your most dreaded implement, and worst position – My white lightning synthetic cane in diaper position

An ex-blogger who you miss? – Niki Flynn

Something you would love to do – Get spanked in every European country, before I die

I cut short, it was a bit too long for a meme.


>The Unbelievable Truth – A Meme


Yes I have to agree with her once more, I deserve to be caned for this post, especially as this meme involves telling four whopping great lies.

The unbelievable truth

In this meme you will read five “facts” about me. The thing being that four of them are not facts at all but totally untrue lies. What you have to do is identify the genuine fact from the five statements.

1/ I only have one tattoo, it is a mortarboard hat and crossed canes in the style of a skull and cross bones on my left thigh.

2/ A woman that I was once involved with wanted me to wear a symbol of her dominance. Because I don’t like to wear visible jewellery we finally decided that I would wear a silver wrist chain, as a “collar” around the top of my scrotum. I wore this for nearly eight months.

3/ I was once given twelve hard strokes of the cane every evening at 06:00 pm on every day of a full seven day week.

4/ Once I got so high when playing that I immediately got lost after leaving the Tops premises and just kept walking around the same block of buildings again and again. On my fourth circuit of the block the Top in question had spotted me walking around and had to come out and point me in the correct direction.

5/ The most unusual place that I have ever been spanked at was in the ruins of the old Abbey at Fountains Abbey, Studley Royal in Yorkshire.

Can you spot which one of those “facts” is actually true?

photo taken from spanking blogg

I will tell you the true one in the Saturday Blog Stuff Roundup, on Saturday.

I may email a few people suggesting that they may want to try this meme but I do not want to put pressure on any one to do it publicly. Anyone who wants to do this meme on their blog, please do.