The Original Song By Joni Mitchell
I don’t think that I have ever done a spanking related song parody before, so I thought it might be worth having a go. It is based on the song Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell, who I regard as one of the finest lyricists of the 20th century. You can see the original in the video above.
Both Sides Now, A Spankos Version
Rows of canes and leather tails
Bundled birch twigs on a chair
Painful fun things every where
I’ve looked at toys that way
But now they break upon my butt
They hurt too much or not enough
So many highs I could have had
But toys worked the other way
I’ve looked at toys from both sides now
From hurt to fail and still somehow
It’s toy illusions I recall
I really don’t know toys at all
Stern and strict and very proud
With mighty will, that toy they weald
Their harsh attention you will reap
I’ve looked at Tops that way
But now they turn and walk away
Sometimes to come another day
But in the end they’ll fade away
They’re never here to stay
I’ve looked at Tops from both sides now
From hard to fun and still somehow
It’s Top’s illusions that I recall
I really don’t know Tops at all
Mental escapes and breathing slow
To scream “Yes Ma’am” and mean it so
While fairies dance inside your mind
I’ve looked at play that way
But now my hide is aching bad
The crash has come and I feel sad
From spinning highs you hit the ground
It happens every time
I’ve looked at Play from both sides now
From joy to cry and still somehow
It’s play illusions I recall
I really don’t know Play at all
Have a great week
Prefectdt
