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WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?

Well, They Sold Me A Rudis

A Roman rudis was a wooden sword, given to gladiators when they had gained their freedom. This is not a real rudis, but more of a child’s toy, although a very well-made one. And now it is my newest pervertable πŸ™‚

I got this at the Gallo-Romeins (Celtic-Roman) weekend event that was held in the small Flemish town of Wervik, that is situated on the border with France, during the first weekend of October. It was a very enjoyable event that is held there every two years. With re-enactments of Celtic and Roman life and warfare. Along with people showing the skills of the craftsmanship, in making artefacts. This is where I purchased my newest pervertable, for the princely sum of 11 Euros. Initially I thought that it would make an excellent OTK paddle, but on closer inspection, once I was home, judged it to be sturdy enough to be used for harder, stand up paddling, as a light to medium paddle. I gave the back of my sofa a few hard whacks with it (bad sofa, don’t do it again) and found that it stood up to serious usage well. I won’t write about it’s size. You can check out the photos below for that. The tape measure shows centimetres and inches.

I think that the blade is made of Beech wood. Not sure what the handle is made of, but it is the same colour as the blade. I tried a few self spanking swats and although I don’t think that it will be nearly as painful as traditional American style paddle, it does have a very stingy punch and was very easy to self spank with, due to its size and shape. There are no splinters, but I might take some fine glasspaper to the blade, to get it really smooth. I might varnish the handle too, to make it easier to clean, between spankers. I can’t wait to try this in a spanking session πŸ™‚

And What Did The Celts Do For Me?

They sold me some Mead.

Mead is wine made from honey. And this mead is delicious, especially for those who have a sweet tooth.

Was There Anything Else To Interest The Perverted?

For the more BDSMy among us, there was an opportunity to have a short experience of being an Oar Slave, on a replica Roman river boat.

And that all leaves me dreaming of a Roman style play session, like the one below, except she can swing the rudis and I can be on the receiving end πŸ™‚

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HOW TO CLONE A WILLY OR POSSIBLY MAKE SOME REALLY UNIQUE SPANKING TOYS – AND A NICE TOY REVIEW

How To Clone A Willy

In the following video, the presenter shows you how to make a sex toy with the Clone A Willy Kit. In this case, a vibrating replica of her own hand. But this does look a lot easier to use than I thought it would be. But as soon as I saw this, it did activate the Amet longe fenum (Spanko) gland, in my brain. This will be expanded on, after the video.

I thought that with the right support structure, in the silicone, it would be easy to create a spanking toy, that would be your own unique spanking toy. Anything from a replica of your own hand to a silicon coated carpet beater. The possibilities are endless. The diagram below shows how the process works.

All you have to do is replace illustration two with the shape of spanking toy, that you want to create. Then replace illustration 4 with the support structure, flexible or stiff, depending on the type of toy you are trying to create. And bingo, the most unique toy in your collection. Now all you and I have to do is use our imaginations, to invent something very special πŸ™‚

A Review Of two Electric Wands

From the same channel, I found this very interesting review. I thought I would throw it into this post as a bonus for those out there, who are into sensation play.

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GETTING SPANKED AND CANED BY ALEXIA – AND A MINI REVIEW

And I Did Get A Good Caning πŸ™‚

A few weeks ago, I had a very satisfying pay to play That I told you about in

THIS POST

Unfortunately, at that time, I forgot to ask permission to tell about it properly, on this blog and I never play and tell without permission. The person who spanked me, impressed me so much, that I decided to seek her out once more and she spanked me again, but this time I did get her permission to blog about the experience.

Getting Spanked By Alexia

That is a photo of her, from the internet, with her trademark leg bands. She works from the red-light district in Antwerp and does offer intimate services as well, but I did not partake of those services, preferring to get spanked more. Although very slender, she does have strong arms and the ability to hand spank hard, as well as weal toys with a gusto. Although, she does not really have much by the way of weapons of ass destruction. This time I took my special belt again and some pervertables. So she could have a good go at walloping my rear end, and she did, with most satisfying results. One of those toys I will be reviewing at the end of this post. For the first part of my chastisement, I was laid face down on a bed, whilst all hell was let loose on my rear end with the pick and mix of toys that I had taken with me. And most enjoyable that was too πŸ™‚

And Then I was Caned

I also took a short, German style peeled cane with me, that I can bend and fit into a regular backpack. For the second half of the spanking I was bent over, freestanding, supporting myself on the sides of the bed and then was caned.

That GIF is not myself and Alexia playing together, but it does give an idea of how it went. Alexia is not that experienced with spanking toys, but she listened well to what I asked of her and delivered a memorable and satisfying caning. I did get caned last year, but that did not go so well. Alexia handed out, what felt like, the best caning that I have had in years, despite her limited experience. I hope that she gets more practice at the disciplinarian arts. She is very good at it now. With more experience and maybe a little training, I suspect that she could become excellent in the art of Topping. Now for a review of a pervertable that I took with me, for this playtime.

MY Dogging Strap, A Mini Review

The Strap

This is a short but sturdy decorated strap, measuring 30 centimetres long, 3 centimetres wide and 4 millimetres thick. It is small and easily portable. You can read about where I obtained it through

THIS LINK

In Play

This was the first time that I have been spanked with this strap and it surprised me. I was expecting it to be a convenient, OTK strap, much like any other, but it was not. Despite its short length, it was incredibly painful and had a sensation that felt more like being cut than strapped, although it did not break my skin, it felt like it was. It was a challenge to take and had a brutal impact that its visual appearance would not suggest. It was difficult but satisfying to be spanked by this. I think that it might take a bit of getting used to, though.

The Report Card

This strap did its job better than was expected and added a new sensation to the spanking mix, in a severe way. It has earned a good, solid B plus.

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REMEMBERING SOME BELT LICKING FUN

Belts Can Feel So Good

I don’t get spanked often. So it can be no surprise that I am finding it hard not to recall the spanking that I received, about a week and a half ago and the best part of that was when I was belted, multiple times, during the play session. As There is a news item to blog, on Friday, now seems like a good day to celebrate the wonders of the belt, in photographs and GIFs.

It can be used doubled over

Or as a long flat whip

Remember to get the arc of the swing just right for impact

Harsh impacts are wonderful, but it can also be fun for lighter play

It is so sweet, that it has two purposes in life

So buckle up everyone, and enjoy the ride πŸ™‚

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I DIDN’T GET SPANKED AND THEN I DID GET SPANKED – AND A MINI REVIEW

Happy To Report, I Got A Properly Harsh Butt Whupping

That is not me in the image above, that is just there as an illustration

A spanking did not happen

I went away on a little trip, just over a week ago, to meet up with someone who might have been a potential play partner, but that fell through. Not the first time that has happened this year.

And then a spanking did happen

Feeling frustrated and needing what I have not had for some time now, a jolly good bottom warming, instead I managed to hastily arrange a pay to play. I cannot go into too much detail about that, as permission of the spanker was not obtained. She probably would have given permission, but I was so high, at the end of the spanking, that I just plain forgot to ask her.

Although the person concerned does not usually hand out bottom spankings (this was arranged in a very short time), she had experience in other forms of BDSM impact play and these skills transferred well to the activity of spanking. I got the hardest and most enjoyable spanking that I have had in about four years. It was bliss. And the special belt that I have, got it’s first proper usage. There will be a mini review of that at the end of this post. If you want to know more about the belt, click on the following link.

AN EXPENSIVE PERVERTABLE

And I got marks

Yup, that horrible hairy thing is my battered butt πŸ™‚ It was strange how they came about, though. I have not had markings like this since about 2008 and these did not appear straight away. On the day, my rear end was swollen and very pink. The next day it was swollen but had returned to its normal colour. On day three, the bruises appeared and it is still a little bruised now, but almost fully recovered.

The last time that I started marking again, was when I changed medication for my thick blood syndrome, in 2007 and that lasted for a little over a year. About 18 months ago, my medication was changed to a very new product, Xarelto. Perhaps this explains why I am marking again. It is a little puzzling that the bruising took over 48 hours to appear, though.

It was so nice to have a visual memento of the event, for a change πŸ™‚

My Special Belt, A Mini Review

The Belt

This is a handcrafted, old-fashioned type of leather. 120 cm long, 4 cm wide and 4 mm thick. It is heavy and very stiff.

In Play

It was, mostly, used doubled over and swung with considerable force from a standing position, I could see the person wealing it in a mirror. The impact had a lot of thump and created some noticeable deep muscle trauma, that lasted for about four days after the spanking. Surprisingly, it created a high amount of sting, as well. Although I have been spanked with this before, it was only lightly. On this occasion, it lived up to its wonderfully brutal potential.

Conclusion

I am glad that I spent the money on this πŸ™‚

The report card

This belt excelled in its task, proving to be both thuddy and stingy at the same time, whilst leaving a lasting impression on the individual on the receiving end. This belt gets a solid A. Well done.

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TIME FOR A SPANKING

Sand Timer Spankings

Time has been on my mind lately. Specifically, I have been trying to rearrange my weekly schedule to find more time for fun activities. But this did lead me to thinking about spankings regulated by sand or hourglass timers. So a search was made for images and it met with some limited success.

Two spankings of female submissives were found

Only one single image of a male spankee turned up

And you have to look hard for the tiny little timer in her hand

There was a book

And as for GIFs

A BIG SWEET NOTHING

You might think that this subject would be well covered, but instead there seems to be a gap in the market. Still, it made me consider adding some items to my spank related collection

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