This weekend I got myself a bright and shiny new toy. Unfortunately not of the spanking variety but a folding electric motored bicycle, with which I was well made up. So naturally, after taking it for a test ride I sat in front of my computer and and typed “Bicycle spanking” into the search engine and got some enjoyable results.
Of course there where some people on the receiving end of a traditional spanking in a cycling situation
What Kink Related Things Can You Do If Your Stuck At Home
I have been wondering of late “What if I get told to self isolate?” because of the COVID 19 virus. I know that I am in a high risk category for flu infections because of my history of being hospitalised with pneumonia and pleurisy three times. I don’t know if this puts me in the high risk category for this new lurgy going around, it’s a very different animal to flu. But I have to be ready to self isolate, if I am told to do so. This is not good for me, I am very outdoorsy and don’t cope to well being stuck inside all day. On the occasions when I have had to stay at home through illness before, I have found it helps to keep busy. During a recovery from a broken ankle, I taught myself to touch type, with the aid of a Mavis Beacon program CD (pre internet days), that helped a lot with the isolation and frustration of not getting enough out door time. I have listed some vanilla projects that I could do around the house but I was thinking of what I could do to satisfy my kinky, spanky side.
Join A Spanking Video Site
This could occupy an hour or two ever day but which one should I join? I have narrowed it down to three candidates.
Doing stuff like this is very appealing as it is physically active, requires a bit of brain use to figure out how to do it and it would be something to blog about. On the downside, I could not just pop down to the local DIY supplier for anything I was short of and would have to get inventive, using only what I could find around the house.
And At This Point I Ran Out Of Ideas
So like the lady in the photo above, I thought that I would get naked lean on my mantel piece and have a good think about what kinkiness I could get up to, if I get stuck home alone. But if any of you out there have some bright ideas I would love to hear them.
Like every true spanko, I love everyday objects that can be turned to more fun and painful purposes, which pretty much a description of what a pervertable is. Not only do such things have enjoyable uses but they are usually cost effective too. This one only cost me three Euros and Ninety cents.
It is a silicone headed strainer spoon, with a good, sturdy handle and a slightly flexible head. I have only tried a few self spanking swats with it but it is a bit different from an normal, wooden, spoon. About the same pain intensity but a sensation that is a little less concentrated on the crown of the spoons curve. Looking at that photo I also realize that my scale ruler has seen better days (I have had it since the 1980’s) and I should replace it. It never gets used for spanking.
This is not the only special spoon in my collection there is also one in this bottom cooking set.
Which, if you like, you can find out more about the creation of these through
As we are on the subject of spoons for spanking, I did take a look at Etsy and found a few for sale especially for spanking purposes. And thought it would be nice to post some images of these and some images of how they could be used 🙂 A link to the Etsy page is at the bottom of the post.
This is my new pervertable, a wooden bath brush. I have been spanked with a wooden bath brush before but this is the first one that I have ever owned (I did have a plastic one but it wasn’t very good and broke easily). I have never been spanked with a brush like this one before. Take a look at it’s profile.
As well as being 37cm long it is 2.5cm thick (that’s an inch to those of you that still work in rods and hog’s heads) at it’s impact point. I think that this is the thickest piece of wood that has ever met my rear end and it was a very different experience than I thought it was going to be. It was delivered over jeans, rather than on the bare and it felt more like being clubbed than spanked. It physically pushed me forward and the person on the delivering end decided that 10 swats was more than enough, as I was making a sort of “Ungh” sound rather than my usual “Ouch” or “Aargh”. It has left me with some DMT (Deep Muscle Trauma), that I can feel as I sit here typing this but did not leave any visible marks that lasted until the morning after. I think that this is one toy that is going to have to be experimented with and used with care. Still a good bargain, at just €4.00.
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