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WHEN SPANKEES ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT SPANKING

What Might They Be Saying?

Let’s face it, when you are chatting with a work colleague, you are most likely to be talking about something either not related to work or moaning about work. This has often made me wonder what two spankees, doing a spanking shoot, might be chatting about, when they are asked to hold a position, for the sake of continuity, between the time when filming is going on. Here are some of my suggestions of what they might be saying.

On a promise

He said that if the shoot went well, he would buy us both a sit down meal. I asked him if he would make that a stand up meal.

For the life of…

The sub on the left starts singing – “Always look on the bright side of life”

What goes through the mind

I spent the whole of that strapping, wondering how they got this big bed through that little door?

It’s all in the numbers

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OUR BOTTOMS BURN

I always think that it is better to have one other Spankee next to you than three Tops behind you.

The contract

I agreed to get caned just hard enough to make it worth her while paying me for it and she agreed to cane me just reasonably enough not to make me want to walk out the door.

Has anyone any better suggestions for captioning one or more of these images?

Prefectdt

WHEN SPANKEES ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT SPANKING

What Might They Be Saying?

Let’s face it, when you are chatting with a work colleague, you are most likely to be talking about something either not related to work or moaning about work. This has often made me wonder what two spankees, doing a spanking shoot, might be chatting about, when they are asked to hold a position, for the sake of continuity, between the time when filming is going on. Here are some of my suggestions of what they might be saying.

The Writing On the Wall

“I have been thinking about repainting this room. What do you think of magenta?”

At A Shoot A Hundred Years Ago

“It’s about time that someone invented a camera, with an exposure time of less than three minutes!”

It Happens

“Did you fart?”

Smells Like Teen Spirit

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ROMANCE OF SPANKING

” “That smells nice. Are You trying a new deodorant?”

Weather Watch

“I wish He would turn the heating up a bit, I’m freezing!”

Has anyone any better captions for these images?

Prefectdt

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

Being Spanked Whilst Standing Upright

In the comments of the Top Ten Clicked on pictures for January post, I noticed that Roz, a regular commenter, had chosen pictures of women standing upright, as her favourites. This got my mind churning and I thought that I had not seen many stand up spanking material around for a while. So a search was made for such images and GIFs and they are posted here now, to see if this position is popular, with the visitors to this blog.

A nice classy cropping

Not so often seen, these days

Creating some deep muscle trauma

Historic images of this are available

It is easier for lining up the recipients

Good for machine spankings

Although not as painful, as being spanked bent over, I do enjoy a spanking where the muscles and skin of the buttocks are not so taught. More for the after effect. When spanked hard, especially with a severe implement, looser buttocks do seem to suffer more deep muscle trauma and you can feel the spanking for much longer after it has finished, when sitting or walking, for example. But the point of this post is to see if the visitors to this blog find the images and GIFs, of the unbent, visually pleasing.

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TYPES OF FACES OF PAIN

It is amazing how many facial expressions a good dose of hurt can generate. I thought that it might be fun to explore some of the different ones that you can find. This is by no means all of them. All submissives have dozens of different ones for different types of pain and there are a lot of active submissives in the world and so I think that we are looking at such number of pain faces that it would be impossible to show them all.

A shout out for a short sharp shock

A more prolonged vocal reaction

Sometimes the eyes have to tell the story

Some shocking actions create a more prolonged look of agony

The whole head can be involved

And there are always those brave souls who try to hold back their reaction

I think that Isaac Newton summed it up best when he said “Every action has an equal and opposite reaction” and in our world that reaction is usually some variation on “OUCH!”.

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HAVE THE HAPPIEST HOLIDAY THAT YOU CAN

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SPANKEDHORTIC II

I know this is not going to be the best Christmas for most of us, especially those who have lost loved ones over the past year, to whom I offer my sympathies. Me I am alone and a long way from friends and family. But I intend to do my best to contact all that I can via modern technology and try to make the best of the day that is possible. This may not be the Merriest Christmas ever but try to do something to make it better than it should be. It’s only one year, hopefully things will start to change next year.

So Let’s Pull A Cracker

I do love Christmas crackers but I have no one to pull one with this year, so I thought that I would inflict some awful cracker jokes on you dear reader.

Get ready to groan

Q – What have Winnie The Pooh and Henry The Eighth have in common

A – They both have the same middle name

Q – What is the best Christmas present ever

A – A broken drum, you just can’t beat it

Q – What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite kind of pizza

A – One that is Deep crust pan and even

Or You Could Try Pulling This Christmas Cracker

It has always been a tradition to watch a Christmas ghost story for my family 🙂

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STIRRING THE BUTTERFLIES

Just Before The Action Begins

You are standing there and you know that in a few moments the spanking will begin. For me, that gets the butterflies a fluttering in my stomach. I do not try to suppress them but nurture the nervous anticipation that they offer. And a good Top or Dom(me) often finds ways of stirring these butterflies into a frenzied storm of flapping wings, even before the first blow strikes.

A steady parade before you, especially with heels clocking on a hard floor makes you wonder what is in store for you

Giving you that look that makes you want to know what plans for your future are going on behind those eyes

Sometimes a shouted order or sometimes a low whisper in your ear sends your imagination whirring

The flexing of a cane or the sound of it swishing through the air promising a severity to it’s anticipated bite of your flesh

Or even the soft brushing of fingers across your body, reminding you of how tender soft and vulnerable your skin feels at that moment

And now those delicate wings are flapping up a hurricane that will not let you breath without trembling

SOUND THE SEVEN BELLS OF PAINFUL HELL AND LET THE PUNISHMENT BEGIN

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