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Thought For The Week

For the love of mike spankers, roast both cheeks evenly. There is a name for those that like asymmetrical play and that is BDSMers, so if you prefer uneven play, go find a kinky dungeon full of these folk (I’ve heard that a lot of them are very nice people). If you want to call yourself a Spanko try and keep the play as even as possible, especially when getting the big hint of the less smitten buttock raised higher than the one that is getting too much attention. And that brings us to this week’s Thought.

When spanking a butt keep it even

With the left and the right both receiving

If one side does hurt

And the other’s left pert

Your spankee may choose to be leaving

(Source – This one is all mine)

>The Pink Crop, By Limerick Or by Clip?

>We have all seen something on the street that makes you think “Are those folks kinksters or not?”. Well as the you will see, the proof is in the clip or the limerick, whichever you prefer.

The Limerick

In the cold dark of night
they dither
A spanking pink crop
to deliver
But when it is swished
And it’s not how you wished
Then you can see
Their vanilla

The Clip


>Blogger Content Warnings And Some Lame Limericks


Blogger content warnings

All over Google blogger blogs, content warning pages are appearing. Some are installed by their owners and some are imposed on the blog. This is resulting in spanking and other kinky bloggers fleeing blogger like forest animals running from a fire.
The main problem, as I see it at the moment, is that there seem to be a lot of factoids flying about. For example, on one blog we are informed that getting a warning page takes the blog off Google search engines and on another we are told this is not the case.
I would not mind too much having a warning page but I presumed that these contained the type of software that trips the “Net Nanny” type programs that keep the kiddies out, this is, I am informed not the case, so the warning page seems to be a totally pointless exercise.
There has also been speculation that this censoring episode is a forerunner to a spate of blog deletions by Google.

So I am asking the following question.

What FACTS does anyone have about whats going on?

I am sure all Google kink bloggers would be grateful for accurate information. I know I would.

Spanko Limericks

For those readers who do not come from a country with a tradition of Limericks, they are basically a short poem of five lines, usually humorous, where lines 1,2, and 5 rime with each other and lines 3 and 4 rime together. If you need more explanation try this definition at Wikipedia Limericks.

Some of you may have noticed that I sometimes leave limericks in other bloggers comment boxes. so I thought ‘what the hell’ I may as well torture everyone with my lame efforts at limericking here.

This one was inspired by THIS POST at Spankful Delight

If for spanking tales your eye itches
Spankful delight will fill in those niches
Purple Angel’s your lady
But don’t act too shady
Remember folks this lady switches

And this one is about All Things Spanking

All things spanking is a great blog
Onto which you just have to log
Funny pictures and wits
Are posted by Mitch
To make you laugh just like a hog

I can hear the groans from here,