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A While Ago I Posted This GIF Because I Thought It Was Cute And Fun

I especially liked the look on the recipients face

I recently discovered that more GIFs had been posted by or of the same people, doing the ass slapping happy dance. And I thought what better amusement could we have to kick off the weekend. So have a happy, slappy, GIFy weekend every body.

I’m not sure who these people are, if you know please do tell but it looks like they all made up as friends, in the end 🙂

I think that I may do a follow up post to this on Wednesday.



Longing For The Sweet Harsh Kiss Of The Open Hand

It must be nearly two years now since I last presented my bare buttocks for a hand spanking

For me it did not use to represent the high point of spanking play but absence has made the heart grow fonder

Now I long for the heat of thighs beneath me, the feeling of muscles in motion as the hand is brought crashing down upon tender flesh, over and over in a heavenly nightmare of rapidly repeated impacts, exploding in wonderful pain

To be honest with you I long for the physical, skin to skin touch of any human being right now, pain play related or just normal vanilla contact. But at the top of my list of desires for the human touch, the magnificent submission of being over a woman’s knee and hearing palm striking bottom, holds a high summit

Back in February of this year, I arranged to go for a coffee with a friend in a nearby town. When we met we shook hands. That was the last time that I had physical, skin to skin contact with another human being. Eight months ago

Now I long for skin to skin contact in it’s most gloriously extreme form as someone drives their hand so hard into a buttock, it is as if they are trying to create enough heat to weld the two together

I was lucky enough to get a successful play date back in June, which considering my circumstances combined with the difficulties of the pandemic, leaves me feeling very happy that I had the opportunity to enjoy that this year. But by mutual agreement both of us decided to keep as much distance as is humanly possible whilst in a spanking play situation. We did this with the use of a belt two floggers and a cane. But I have to admit that the interaction lacked somewhat, from not being able to get close up and personal. O! I want a hand spanking so much right now

I guess that the old saying is true “You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone”

Let’s hope that this all ends soon and we can all get back to some sort of normality




Whether it is OTK, over a desk, prone on a bed with your head hanging over the end or a dozen or more other positions, that a submissive finds themselves in when playing, it is true that as a group of people we do find ourselves looking at a lot of floors. And as all spankees and subs can tell you, most floors are a pretty damn boring thing to look at, no matter how interesting the things happening at your other end are. Well here is a solution for all you Tops and Dom(me)s out there.

Treat your sub to an interesting, kinky rug

There are a lot to choose from

I know it might not be the kind of thing that you want the neighbours to see, when they come round but you could keep them rolled up in a private place and just bring them out for play time. This has the added benefit that the person on the receiving end has somewhere clean to put their hands that is not covered in hairs because the dog/cat has been sleeping on it.

Try something humorous


Or something for corner time

Christmas is around the corner and this kind of thing would make a great gift for someone who has made Santa’s naughty list 🙂

Rugs are also good for practising your swing

Hope you all like my little suggestion 🙂



And I am not talking about an archaeological find, this is a very modern set up.

In a raid by Dutch police, a warehouse was found to with seven cargo containers in it. Six of these where believed to be containment cells and one was set up as a torture chamber.

Although I think that I could have done a better job of converting a dentists chair to a piece of restraining furniture, it is still very scary that people are making things like this for real life use and not for fantasy play.

Here are some quotes from news sources

“Six suspects have been arrested after Dutch police discovered a secret “hell-like” prison with a torture chamber near the Belgian-Dutch border.”

“Officers raided the site at Wouwse Plantage on the Dutch-Belgian border”

“Six of the containers were intended as cells in which people could be tied up and one container was intended as a torture chamber”

“A search of the containers uncovered bags containing tools including hedge cutters, scalpels and pliers. The items “were likely intended to torture victims or at least put them under pressure”, the police said.”

If you would like to read more try the following links

The Brussels Times


The Guardian

And a video report of the raid

The fantasy of torture chambers is great but the real life version is scary and definitely not for me or you, I hope.



Like most people, I fantasize about winning the Lotto and having my ideal home. And obviously this would have to include a large play room. So I have done a bit of tootling around the internet and investigated some items of furniture, that I would consider for the job.

A pillory

A good traditional favourite. It holds the recipient firmly and gives good positioning for the posterior.

I might consider this one

Excellent for leaving the spankee wondering what is happening where they can’t see and great for a back flogging. I think that it might need some redesign, to allow better access to the buttocks though.

A boxed in restraint

Not sure about this one but I kind of like it. perhaps it would be better seeing it in real life first before buying.

Come fly with me

The rush of endorphins is often called flying and with this bit of kit you are in a flying position. It is well designed though, giving access to all the important areas of the body and almost totally immobilising the one on the receiving end.

A variation on a classic

Pretty much a classic spanking bench design but it has a sort of minimalist feel to it.

A classic A frame

Old fashioned stick in the mud that I am. The play room would have to have one of these.

And a bit of DIY

This looks like a bit of a home made bench. It does give good positioning and looks comfortable for the person on the bench. It would be fun to have a go at making something like this myself.

Well that has been a good start on kitting out the play room. I suppose I had better think about The Study and The Class Room now 🙂



These images have been sitting on the hard drive for some time, I think that they came from ebay originally but to tell you the truth, memory fades. I like the historical bathing costumes that the participants are wearing and the clever but simple mechanism to create a spanking in action.

Position one – take aim

Position two – get into the swing

Position three – miss big time 🙂

The actual strike missed her butt but I still like this and think that it is clever. Presuming that their bathing costumes where contemporary, when the card was manufactured, it can be estimated that the card was produced in the 1920’s or 30’s.

I wonder how many of these ever actually got posted