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At Least In The Northern Hemisphere

You might have noticed that there has been a bit of a birching theme, on this blog, since Saturday. I thought that I would bring that to an end today with a selection of images and a few thoughts on the subject.

I Wonder If Birches Turn Out Better, If You Get Naked To Make Them?

I will have to try it one day. Just to find out for myself ๐Ÿ™‚

But Spring Is The Best Time Of Year To Make Birches

As birches are best made out of the newer growth of fast-growing trees and shrubs, you have the whole of last year’s new growth to play with.

And as most of the plants have not budded yet, you do not have the tedious task of picking all the leaves off the branches, before making the birch.

In spring, just prior to the buds bursting, the amount of sap running into the branches tends to increase. Making the branches a little heavier and more flexible than normal.

I Have Only Experienced Three Types Of Birch

There are dozens of trees and shrubs, that you can make birch rods out of, but I have only ever been on the receiving end of three of these.

Siberian dog wood birch

Although these look big, red and mean, these really are the birch for wimps. A spanker can thrash away with one of these and it is one of the easiest toys for the recipient to experience. The pain level is not high at all.


Willow birch

These are very ouchy and may be beyond the limits of a new spankee. But an experienced player will probably enjoy this toy. The type of pain sensation is special, even a bit yummy.


Hazel wood birch

I would describe being spanked with one of these as one of the most challenging spankee experiences that you can have. It is incredibly painful and it does not surprise me that they used to be used for real judicial punishments, in the bad old days.

And Just A Few More Birching Images To Enjoy

And that concludes this little miniseries of birch related postings on this blog… For now ๐Ÿ™‚



Researching Short Tail Whips

A few weeks ago, a Thursday’s Animated Thrashing featured a Domme wealing a short tailed whip. This brought back some good memories. And I decided to research this subject a little. You can see the originator post, for this post, through the following link.


I am not going to claim to be a great expert on being whipped with this kind of toy. I have only been whipped with one short single tail by one person. But I was whipped by that person several times. The whip that I was on the receiving end of was a thick, semi-flexible, blunt ended whip, similar to the one in the image below.

It was applied usually to my bottom, but sometimes across my shoulders, in a strike and sweep motion. Usually this happened whilst I was prone, but sometimes standing. It was a similar delivery to the one in the GIF below.

The strike sensation was not unlike that of a cane and the sweep motion added a sort of burn to the impact site. This is a very special sensation and it can only be hoped that all impact play submissives get to experience that feeling, at least once in their play lives.

Looking around, it became clear that not all short single tails are the same, some have one or more tongues on the end and some are more flexible than the one that I was whipped with. And some are ended with a small leather ball. Also, there seems to be a lot of variety in the styles of application of this kind of toy. So let us have a little exploration on the variations in the short tail world.

This Domme is whipping from in front of the Sub. The skill to remain accurate, whilst not being able to see the impact zone, has to be admired.

This whip is being used in a “Florentine” manner. Not my kind of thing but it is nice to see that there is an alternative to floggers, for this kind of play.

These two Dommes seem to be using their whips more like short bull whips.

These whips look a lot more flexible than the one that I experienced

The following two GIFs Show the whip being applied in a different proportion to the way that I was whipped with less strike and more sweep in the motion

If anyone else has experiences of giving or receiving short tail whippings and how they felt about this. Please do share your thoughts with us.



One Of The Best Whip Shows Around

This guy is amazing with a whip, if he ever gives up his show, he could probably still earn a good living running classes for the kinky community. He is also funny and very entertaining.

Jacques Ze Whipper in musical mode

And more of his showmanship

Finally, this kind of thing should happen to Simon Cowell more often ๐Ÿ™‚

Isn’t it nice to see a talented whipper in action? ๐Ÿ™‚

Short Hiatus

I am away for a few days. Posts have been scheduled to continue with the normal posting regime, but I will not be answering comments, until I return on Tuesday the 25th of October



Advice Welcome

I have and still do own lots of pervertables that double as paddles of sorts, bath brushes, rulers, hairbrushes and other things. Including my latest pervertable, that you can see in…


But I have never owned an implement that looks like a dedicated spanking paddle. And I do like to make my own toys on occasion. It does seem that a dedicated spanking paddle would be within my capabilities to manufacture. At this stage, it is worth pondering the alternatives, before committing to spending the time and money on getting to the end result. So I thought it would be nice if I could get some advice from those of you that have more experience of dedicated spanking paddles, than I do. Here are my questions.

1/ What type of wood is best for a spanking paddle?

2/ Should I start with a smaller, less ambitious paddle, before making a big one?

3/ If I go for a large one, what dimensions (length, width, thickness) are best?

4/ Would you recommend one with holes in or not?

5/ Is a More Oriental style paddle a good idea?

6/ Is there anything else, that I should take into consideration, that I have not thought about?

Any thoughts, knowledge, insights, recommendations or experiences are welcome. At the start of a build project, like this, experience of paddles owned, been on the receiving/giving end of, or even built yourself, are very welcome and could save me from mistakes and tears of frustration. Tears from the paddling, instead would be the ideal outcome ๐Ÿ™‚



A Note About The GIFs In This Post

The GIFs in this post have nothing to do with the written part of the post. This post is about a device that I use to give myself an electric equivalent of a spanking and to be honest might be a little dry to some people. This is still a general entertainment, spanking blog, so the GIFs, of other people enjoying very different kinds of electric play than I use, are simply there to entertain everyone.

Getting Spanked By The Sanitas SEM 44 Electric Muscle Stimulation Device

I told nora, in the comments to one of her post, of the blog…


that I should one day do a post about the machine that saved my sanity, during the COVID-19 lockdowns, by administering electric spankings to my rear end, when no other options were available. And this is that post.

I have posted before about another electric device that I have, twice…



The Sanitas device is different to that one, which is from MyStim, a dedicated BDSM play device, that is better used between two people. The Sanitas device is a generally available, TENS, EMS and electric massage unit. I got it at my local Lidl, a discount food store, that remained open during the lockdowns. It was not very expensive, less than 30 Euros, although I cannot remember the exact price now. It was a case of thinking that it might be worth a shot and if it did not work out, not much money had been lost. Luckily for me, it was a winner.

During the lockdowns and the periods in between, when it was still not possible to play with anyone else, I had tried self spanking, but this does not do anything for me. My emotional, psychological and mental state were starting to suffer, due to the lack of spankings. The Sanitas SEM 44 helped to rectify this situation. It has three modes, TENS (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation), EMS (electrical muscle stimulation) and electrical massage.

I found that program 31 in the EMS mode could deliver the electrical equivalent of a spanking to the buttocks. Two of the sticky pads should be attached to the crown of the buttocks (not the sit spot, as I first thought), about a closed hand’s width apart, symmetrically, either side of the butt crack.

I then set the unit to EMS mode program 31. This can be varied in intensity from a grade of 1 to 50, on the device. I found that anything above 35 could produce a painful sensation. The device can then be left to run on a timer and required no more interaction from me. This program went in cycles that started with a tensing of the butt muscles, uncomfortable but not painful, then went on to a sensation that was like sweet relief washing across my rear end muscles. The third action was a few seconds of no stimulation and then the fourth, electrical pulse (that I nicknamed the cane stroke effect) sent a painful sensation across the buttocks for a period of about 20 seconds. The program then runs on its own, repeating these four sensations, until the allotted time is up. At maximum intensity (50) I could do little else but lie face down on my bed and process the pain. All this from 3 AAA batteries.

This was not as good as getting a spanking from a real life person, but it was better than self spanking. This is because, once the program was started, I did not have to do anything myself, except concentrate on the pain, that I was experiencing. It might be a useful device to use for those that are distanced from their disciplinarian or for whatever reason cannot interact with another live human being, for a spanking. It definitely helped save my sanity during the period of COVID-19.

I hope that the written part of that post was helpful to some people and that everyone else was entertained by the GIFs.



Double Pumped Iron, A Sex Toy For The Boys

I have been humming and hawing about doing this review for some time, as it is not spanking related. But I have seen many reviews on Girls sex toys, on female Spanking and BDSM blogs and so thought that it was time to even things up a bit on that front.

What Is The Double Pumped Iron?

This is a non vibrating, male masturbation aid made of soft silicone, contained within a hard plastic tube, with entry points for the penis at both ends. It cost me just under 30 Euros to buy. The full kit that you get looks like this.

One end is designed to simulate a vagina

And the other end simulates an anus

All closed up, it resembles a training weight

The only thing that you need, that is not included, is water based lubricant.

How to use it

Firstly, remove the plastic caps from both ends of the toy, so you have one end to enter and the other end to expel and intake air. Unless you like that “Dead Flesh” feeling, warm the device before using it. I tend to do this by dumping it in a bucket of hot, but not boiling, water for half an hour before I require it. The hard, black plastic easily wipes dry and the vagina end being a bit damp just adds to the realism of the experience. Alternatively, you can hang it on a string for a couple of hours over a heat source, such as a radiator. Do not put it directly on a radiator, as from experience I can tell you that this could melt the silicone. Then apply water based lubricant, to the end that you desire, and insert an erect penis. The rest I will leave to your imagination.

What Was The Vagina End Like?

I was very happy using this end of the toy. It felt as realistic as I would imagine a device like this could be, without being part of an actual woman. Of course, it cannot provide the muscular contractions and other real life qualities of having sex with a real woman, but otherwise, entering the toy and the feeling around the penis, of the walls of the silicone, was surprisingly realistic. This is the fourth such device of this type that I have owned and the main criticism, that I have of the other three, was that they were too “Snug”. Unrealistically tight, to be frank. This type of device was not available when I was an inexperienced teenager, but if they had have been, I would have been doing my damnedest to get hold of one. If I had obtained one of the other ones that I have owned, that would have left me with unrealistic expectations about the internal size of a real vagina, when I finally encountered one. So for the inexperienced, I would get one of these instead, so that you have a more realistic idea of what it is like to enter a real woman. On the whole, I was very contented, interacting with this end of the device.

What Was The Anal End Like?

This is where I am at a bit of a disadvantage in comparing this to a real life experience, as I have never entered another person’s anus with my penis. So I will just tell you what it felt like to me and perhaps someone with more experience in this field can comment on if this sounds like the real thing or not, to them. Entering the anal end felt very tight and as I moved around, inside the device, the entrance point remained tense around the shaft of my penis. However, the internal part of the silicone felt a bit baggy and did not stimulate the rest of my member much. This did the job, but I was not so impressed with the experience at this end as I was at the vaginal end.

And Sanitary Considerations At The Point Of Orgasm

Using the vaginal end, all bodily fluid produced remained within the Toy, until it was removed. This I consider a good thing. Using the anal end of this device, there was a little fluid ejected from the vaginal orifice, so it is a good idea to keep some tissues handy, when using this end, unless you enjoy cleaning the furniture.


This was pretty straight forward, for this type of Toy. Remove the silicone from the plastic shell. Turn the silicone inside out and clean it and the plastic shell in a bucket of soapy water and then rinse with pure water. Pat dry as much as possible and then leave to air dry for at least two hours. Next turn the silicone back the right way out, wipe it clean with soapy water, then wipe with pure water and leave that to dry for a couple of hours. Then use the provided plastic bag and the instructions to reinsert the silicone into the plastic shell.

In Conclusion

The vaginal end of this device was pleasing and as realistic as could be expected of something like this. The anal end was not so pleasing to me, not in the sensation or the potential for making a bit of a mess.

The Report Card

This human body part simulator performs exceptionally well at one end that should earn it high marks. However, it is let down by the other aspects of its nature. One end gets a good, solid A. The other is instructed to report to the Head Mistresses’ office to have its very poor D dealt with.

Other Options

The same company also offers the Steel version of this toy, with a vagina/mouth combination and the Gold version with a mouth/anus combination. I have not experienced either of these.