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Thought For The Week

For the love of mike spankers, roast both cheeks evenly. There is a name for those that like asymmetrical play and that is BDSMers, so if you prefer uneven play, go find a kinky dungeon full of these folk (I’ve heard that a lot of them are very nice people). If you want to call yourself a Spanko try and keep the play as even as possible, especially when getting the big hint of the less smitten buttock raised higher than the one that is getting too much attention. And that brings us to this week’s Thought.

When spanking a butt keep it even

With the left and the right both receiving

If one side does hurt

And the other’s left pert

Your spankee may choose to be leaving

(Source – This one is all mine)